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dan

...I'm sorry my friends. I'm such a mess. I'm doin' the best I can..

About Me

I'm ok, I like punk and 80's music, 99% of the things I say or do are to make myself laugh, I like Chipotle, and love Cozumel, Oh and that fuckin' chicken Teriyaki, I will ninja around in the food court till I find the best moment to snake a free sample from the sample guy. "Let me just go ahead and take that from you". Swaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... I also like to say fuck a lot... A-lot. Oh and Qdoba. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Skateboarding, Punk, Beer, My MP3 Player, Soda water with lemon or lime, Cozumel, girls, tattoos, piercings, nudity, playing guitar, free drinks, CD's, DVDs, red wine, sexy parties, photography, coffee, stealing the sunday paper and reading the ad's then returning them, making out, Family Guy DVD's, Chipotle, Did I say Beer?, Playstation 2, free mall Teriyaki samples, Bottled water because I'm old, Happy hours, RockStar energy drinks ~ (I think BP has to stock these just because of me), Qdoba, .......The Blood-Pact...

I'd like to meet:

Matt Skiba or Peter Griffin...Megatron.

Music:

Alkaline Trio, Social Distortion, Mr. T Experience, Misfits, Bouncing Souls, Face to Face, Damned, Vandals, Descendents, Bad Religion, Ataris, Johnny Cash, Swingin' Utters, Clash, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Cars, Matt Skiba, No Motiv, Suicide Machines, Billy Idol, Cure, Get Up Kids, Fu Manchu, Gob, Pennywise, Police, Mike Ness, Motley Crue, Green Day, Ramones, Jawbreaker, No Use For A Name, Screeching Weasel, Tilt, Frank Sinatra, Harry Connick Jr., Unwritten Law, NoFX, Goldfinger, Hot Rod Circuit, Propaghandi, Billy Bragg, One Man Army, MxPx, REO Speedwagon, Various 80's, Rubber City Rebels, Lagwagon, New Bomb Turks, Dr. Frank, Rancid, Transplants, Home Grown, Beastie Boys, Lanemeyer, Killers, New Amsterdams, Poison, Adicts, Dan Band, Falcon, Tears For Fears, TSOL, Faith No More, Warrant, Saves The Day, Lawrenece Arms, Heartdrops, Network, Parasites, Billy Joel, Heavens

Movies:

High Fidelity, Office Space, Old School, Better Off Dead, Glory Daze, Christmas Vacation, Airplane I & II, Super Troopers, Orange County, That Darn Punk, Kevin Smith Flicks (I'm in the Q & A crowd on the DVD), Kevin Smith Evening Harder, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Half Baked, The Star Wars Saga, Top Secret!, Swingers, Made, X-Men I, II & III, Kissing A Fool, Fletch, The Goonies, Sixteen Candles, Real Genius, So I Married an Axe Murder, The Search For Animal Chin, Spiderman I, II, and III, Evil Dead, Anchorman, Batman Begins, Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story, Wedding Crashers, Walk The Line, Grosse Pointe Blank,....

Television:

Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, Family Guy, Insomniac, Simpsons, Chappelle Show, Airline (I F'n hate it as well), Reno 911, That MTV Jessica Simpson thing, Things I Hate About You, The Office (Best show ever), INKED, Robot Chicken, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Books:

Take Control of People in Three Weeks or Less - James K. Van Fleet, Crazy From The Heat - David Lee Roth, Catcher In The Rye - JD Salinger, Anything by Henry Rollins, The Dirt- Motley Crue, Silent Bob Speaks! - Kevin Smith, art books with nude people, I think I'm actually done with books for now, It's mostly magazines for my ADD-ness. Ok also Dr Frank's "King Dork" then it's back to porno and music/guitar mags I swear.

Heroes:

Peter Griffin, Ahi, Matt Skiba, Stewie (mi gato) and Boba Fett

My Blog

800 mg to kill the pain

Sup kids? Well it's been a while since I've posted. Even more has gone on during that time. You may be asking about my profile pic but we'll be getting to that soon enough. So the new place is borderl...
Posted by dan on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 09:41:00 PST

Good time to buy a house, bad time to lose a job.

I'm a glass is half empty type of guy. So with all the txts, calls and news I've gotten this week. It doesn't look good sirs. Hey, brotha can you spare a job? Thanks, Dan ...
Posted by dan on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 04:51:00 PST

Put Captain Solo In The Cargo Hold&

Thanks and Big Ups to everyone that came out & helped us out at the new place this weekend. You peeps put us so far ahead of our schedule big time. Also, thanks to all of you M'Fers that...
Posted by dan on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 08:56:00 PST

Hope you brought a drink(s)...

Well vacation was awesome...again. But this time we went XXL instead of XL. We ate, drank, drank, and prolly gained 20 pounds in 2 weeks. But the gut and shakes can be lost again my friends in mi...
Posted by dan on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 09:05:00 PST

That pub table will Chuck Norris you right in the face

So the reality of buying your own adobe finally set in for me today. Here's why: I was in a store today [Target] and saw "the ottoman" [Anyone who comes over will see this thing] (Side note: ottoman ...
Posted by dan on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 09:29:00 PST

You Were Always On My Mind...

Ok so a few things that have been pissing me off.... 1. Every video on Americas Funniest Home Videos is fake, planned or set up. Most of them are so obvious that you can almost see the hillbilly&...
Posted by dan on Sat, 12 May 2007 09:30:00 PST

Trade it all in...

I  would  gladly trade in all this crap, cold, snowy weather for 2 weeks of rainy warm weather. Meh.  I can hardly wait till I have a few days off. Work has been crazy finger to bones b...
Posted by dan on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 07:25:00 PST

I'm sick of this sickness, don't touch me you'll get this...

I haven't been really sick in a long time. But holy crap I've felt terrible since Sunday morning. Where by the way, I puked up 2 shrimp and a little ham. The tickle in my throat on Saturday tuned int...
Posted by dan on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 03:22:00 PST

Mahat Mahcote

I have soo been hating this weather. 5 degrees? Is that what it is today? Fuuuuuck.  I hate wearing winter coats, hats (even though my hat is trendy) and freezing my nuts off in the mo...
Posted by dan on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 11:16:00 PST

Motel California

Whenever I stay in a hotel I feel like a rockstar. Or at least a musician trying to be a rockstar of sorts. I think it's great. You feel all groggy in the morning when you get up. You eat breakfast wi...
Posted by dan on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 01:24:00 PST