The Hornivore
Random Brutal Sex Master ( RBSM )
Don't ever marry, you're The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman.
The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or misused contraception. You care not. There's one thing you want, one sole need.
Half manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes the way. It's unlikely you're driven by much other than your own selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have evolved for the hunt. Ass beckons, you oblige.
For the record, you can happily bang all personality types, however your match percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them.
"One day, the villagers came with torches to the house. In the smoldering ashes, stray dogs looked for cooked flesh."
Your exact male opposite:
The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer
Always avoid: The Sonnet (DGLD)
Consider: Half-Cocked (RBSD), Genghis Khunt (RBSM)
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ItsaPeggahdemic: you're an emotional slut
ItsaPeggahdemic: you tell all these girls your problems
ItsaPeggahdemic: with other girls
ItsaPeggahdemic: and they're like
ItsaPeggahdemic: i can fix him
ItsaPeggahdemic: and then you're like fuck no
ItsaPeggahdemic: i like shiny disastrous things
ItsaPeggahdemic: and they're like I can be shiny and disastrous
ItsaPeggahdemic: and you say stupid shit like 'too risky'
ItsaPeggahdemic: and for some reason it works
Your Personality is Very Rare (INTP)
Your personality type is goofy, imaginative, relaxed, and brilliant.
Only about 4% of all people have your personality, including 2% of all women and 6% of all men
You are Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?
Your Birthdate: July 29
You may watch someone from afar before you finally decide to make your move.
It takes a long time for you to develop an attraction to someone.
Generally, you prefer to pick who you love. Anyone who tries to rush you is in for some heartache.
Number of True Loves You'll Have: 3
Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 5
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You scored as Zoroastrian Pagan. The Zoroastrian Pagan is a rare breed who follows the teachings of Zoroaster, the religious reformer. He believed that there were no gods, and it was naive to put faith in them and give them names. What one should focus on is merely serving one side of the cosmic duality; work on good or light deeds, and the world would become more good or light. Pagans of this variety are rare, but often feel like they get more done without the hassle and clutter of pantheons and gods. They're smart, analytical, and occationally cynical.
Zoroastrian Pagan
85%
Ecclectic Pagan
75%
Shamanic Pagan
40%
Kabbalistic Pagan
35%
Eastern Pagan
35%
Celtic Pantheonic Pagan
30%
Greek Pantheonic Pagan
25%
Norse Pantheonic Pagan (Asatru)
20%
Roman Pantheonic Pagan
15%
Egyptian Pantheonic Pagan
10%
Catholic (Pagan?)
0%
Sumerian, Babylonian, and Mesopotamian Pagans
0%
What kind of Pagan are you?
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You're a warrior unicorn. You are brave and loyal and you'd sacrifice your life for love or ideals. You are also unbearably vain and arrogant. Get over yourself. Everyone looks hot in jeweled armor.
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Trait . low score high score
Sociability 67% socially reserved, detached friendly, open
Aggressiveness 89% mild mannered, uncompetitive predatory, domineering
Assertiveness 96% introverted, loner controlling, aggressive
Activity Level 18% relaxed, laid back vigorous, high energy
Excitement-Seeking 29% sedate, restrained adventurous, wild
Enthusiasm 36% somber, pessimistic cheerful, optimistic
Trust 18% suspicious of others trusting of others
Submissiveness 12% rebellious, lawless dutiful, obedient, compliant
Altruism 85% selfish, cold, austere helpful, selfless, indulgent
Cooperation 40% argumentitive, confrontational conflict averse, meek
Modesty 5% arrogant, self-satisfied humble, unassuming, doormat
Sympathy 89% callous, heartless empathetic, warm
Confidence 60% not confident in work confident in work, egoistic
Neatness 21% disorganized, messy planner, clean, anal
Dutifulness 95% dishonest, derelict honest, rule abiding, proper
Achievement 32% lazy, unmotivated driven, goal oriented
Self-Discipline 21% procrastinator responsible, efficient
Cautiousness 91% spontaneous, daring, reckless careful, controlled, safe
Anxiety 91% relaxed, fearless fearful, worrier
Volatility 31% calm, cool touchy, tempermental
Depression 68% content, balanced emotional, self hating
Self-Consciousness 69% confident, assured low self esteem, shy
Impulsiveness 37% high self control low self control
Vulnerability 63% resilient, unphased confused, helpless
Imagination 91% practical, realistic dreamer, unrealistic
Artistic Interests 38% artistic indifference art, nature, beauty lover
Introspection 95% not self reflective self searching
Adventurousness 71% conventional, safe spontaneous, bold
Intellect 92% instinctive, non-analytical intellectual, analytical
Liberalism 87% conservative, traditional progressive, open
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You scored as You are a Vampiric Elf!. Congratulations my friend! You are a Vampyric Elf. Your kind are few and far between! Your hobbies include drinking the blood of innocent victims or just draining it and mixing it with herbs and spices. You were once one of the noblest of white magic creatures but you turned against those who you loved, most likely because of lost love, and turn yourself into their greatest fear to punish them all!
You are a Vampiric Elf!
83%
Fallen Angel
75%
Black Witch
67%
Vampire
50%
You are a Demon
33%
What creature of the night are you you most like? (Pics!!)
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Your Deadly Sins
Lust: 100%
Sloth: 100%
Envy: 80%
Gluttony: 80%
Greed: 80%
Pride: 80%
Wrath: 60%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 83%
You'll die while in the throws of passion - the best way to go. How Sinful Are You?
You are 93% Leo
How Leo Are You?
You are 53% Gemini
How Gemini Are You?
You Are A Cypress Tree
You are strong, adaptable, and striving to be content.
You're good at taking what life has to give - even if you don't like it.
A passionate lover who can't be satisfied, you are quick tempered at times.
You hate loneliness, want love and affection, and need to be needed.
A bit of a live wire, you love to gain knowledge any cost... and you can be careless at times. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?
Never Date a Pisces
Sensitive, emotional, and unrealistically romantic - you are destined to break Pisces heart.
Don't get fooled by a charming Pisces. They'll be clinging to you by the end of the first date!
Instead try dating: Aries, Leo, Libra, or Aquarius What Sign Shouldn't You Date?