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lizard

YES!!! I'M A FAT GIRL!!!!! GET OVER IT!!!!!!!

About Me

You scored as Wet. You're wet 'n' wild, while that isn't always a good thing, we have to give you points for trying...right?

Wet


94%

Hot


81%

Violent


69%

Exciting


50%

Shy


31%

Awkward


31%

Sweet


19%

Soft


13%
What is your sexual style?
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You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.

Sex God


83%

A Slave To BDSM


83%

A Romantic


33%

Virgin


18%
How are you in bed
created with QuizFarm.comSubmission You live to serve! You're most excited when someone else takes the reins and controls the situation. You're happy to do whatever will make your partner happy, even if it isn't your favorite thing to do. In the bedroom, you aim to please. Your motto is, Yes Sir/Ma'am!
You scored as bdsm and you. how kinky are you all these are in the form of the non dominate roles. bondage and discipline is a hush hush lifestyle and those who are in it tend to stay closed about it. kinda remind us about the gay and lesbian society doesnt it?

bdsm and you. how kinky are you all these are in the form of the non dominate roles


98%
bdsm and bondage and discipline
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.. You scored as Pleasure and pain. You love sadomasochism! Whether beating someone, being beaten, being punished, squeezed, pinched, whatever, it turns you on. The sweat, the leather, the pain, you can..'t get enough.

Pleasure and pain


96%

Whips, chains and slaves


93%

Yes Sir/Ma'am!


89%

Tie those ropes tighter!


89%

How dare you smack my ass?


71%

Ow, these handcuffs are too tight


64%
How BDSM are you?
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You scored as bdsm and you. how kinky are you all these are in the form of the non dominate roles. bondage and discipline is a hush hush lifestyle and those who are in it tend to stay closed about it. kinda remind us about the gay and lesbian society doesnt it?

bdsm and you. how kinky are you all these are in the form of the non dominate roles


98%
bdsm and bondage and discipline
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You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.

Bondage


100%

Whips


95%

Chains/Handcuffs


67%

Blind Folds


58%

Biting


42%

Blood


33%
What's Your Kinky Turn On?
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You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partner

Very Kinky


100%

A Sicko


90%

Average


70%

A WUSS !!


10%
How sexual are you
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You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.

Chains/Handcuffs


100%

Bondage


100%

Blind Folds


83%

Whips


67%

Biting


50%

Blood


42%
What's Your Kinky Turn On?
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You scored as Slave. Slave is a term often used in BDSM to connote a specific form of submissive. Connotatively it refers to very involved domination and submission (commonly abbreviated as D/s) relationships; a person who has surrendered their personal property and freedoms to another, who has become the property or chattel of their owner(s). This term is widely used, as it has a certain self-affirming weight.

Submissive


100%

Service Top


100%

Slave


100%

Voyeur


88%

Bottom


88%

Dominant


45%

Top


45%

Topping from the Bottom


25%

Switch


25%
What kind of BDSMer are you?
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My Interests

Condom Hall: Condoms, Lube, and Condom Cases Condom Hall: STDs are no fun... always wear a condom
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: A broomstick
Your Favorite Target: Pornstars
Your Kill Count: 224,979,226
Your Battle Cry: "Enlarge your penis with this ALL-NATURAL PILL!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 6
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $209,258,627,001,075
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 43%

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Music:


How long do I last in bed? by DesideroAmor
Real Name
Birthdate (MM/DD/YY)
Favorite Color
Gender
Hours 5
Minutes 7

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Movies:

give me ADAM SANDLER or give me death. okay so not that bad...well maybe. so i would do him in front of his wife....but that's it! no one else can watch. i like all types of movies...can't just narrow it down to one. it depends on my mood. i can deal with seeing a few less chick flicks though. because life is not full of rainbows and cotten candy you know. GET REAL.... OH and let's not for get A Clockwork Orange.......can't live life without at least seeing that once!!!
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Faerie Midnight!
Dusky
like night, but night with all her stars,
Or
cavern sparkling with its native spars;
Wth
eyes that were a language and a spell,
A
form like Aphrodite's in her shell,
With all
her loves around her on the deep,
Voluptuous
as the first approach of sleep.
Lord
Byron 1788-1824

'The Island' (1823)
canto 2, st. 7
Dark, beautiful, brooding and
mysterious! You walk the night with silent
footsteps! ALONE! Bringing restless dreams, as
you pass! You prefer to be in your own company,
only occaisonaly bringing mortal lovers to your
bed. The black night entices you and you revel
in it's darkness! You stand alone! Needing no
one beside you! You dance somberly amongst the
stars! Self sufficient, strong and a dreamer!
You bring mystery into the world! Thoughtful,
sensitive and sombre! Lost in midnights allure!
But beware! While mysteries are enchanting!
Dont lose sight of friends and family! You have
one or two close friends! Who, you delight,
with your wonderful imagination!
Which Faerie Sonnet are you?...With Art work by Amy Brown!
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Television:


Who will give you an orgasm? by leslie13
Name
Age
Virgin?
So, who will make you moan? Your History teacher
How? Intercourse.
Will it be good? OH YEAH.
Percentage of people who smiled when they saw this: 75%

Quiz created with MemeGen !i want to be like loralie gilmore. i love that show. i also like american chopper not only for the men....the bikes are cool too. most of the law in order shows. and can can't forget dora the explorer and fairly odd parents!!! keeps my kids quite for about 30 mins. got to love those purks!!!!

Your Gemstone is Amethyst

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Books:


You're Bettie Page!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: lizard
Birthday: dec 8th
Birthplace: califorina
Current Location: paso robles, ca
Eye Color: kakhi
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 5'3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: german, irish, native american
The Shoes You Wore Today: flip flops
Your Weakness: men
Your Fears: men
Your Perfect Pizza: pastrami, mushrooms and onions
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: keep my kids and get out of court for good
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hey
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn what time is it?
Your Best Physical Feature: you tell me
Your Bedtime: 2 am
Your Most Missed Memory: my mom
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: taco bell
Single or Group Dates: very single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino (if i have to)
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: like a sailor some days
Do you Sing: yes
Do you Shower Daily: nope
Have you Been in Love: maybe once possiblely twice
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: HELL YES
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes
Do you think you are Attractive: somedays
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: i did
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE THEM
Do you play an Instrument: use to
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes (did not mean too)
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: fast
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: comfortable life with a happy family life for my kids
What country would you most like to Visit: grand caymon islands
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: hazel
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: TALL
Weight: average
Best Clothing Style: comfortable cloths
Number of Drugs I have taken: 6
Number of CDs I own: over 100 i think
Number of Piercings: 5
Number of Tattoos: 6 and counting
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1
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Heroes:

my mom is my hero. she raises me as a single parent in the 70's and 80's and that is saying something. my mom died recently and like most children do i did not relieze how much of a hero she was to me.

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Posted by lizard on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:05:00 PST

AAARRRGGG!!!!!!!!

again why i don't like men....becuase they breath!!!!!i sware they bug the shit out of me. why do i keep trying? what the hell is wrong with me? i just don't get it anymore. the games, the control cra...
Posted by lizard on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 03:01:00 PST

more jokes

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Posted by lizard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i just hate that

i just hate it when someone deleats you as a friend and doesn't say good bye, drop dead, fuck off, you offened me, whatever...i feel if you agreed to be someones friend you should at least have the...
Posted by lizard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

who would do you???

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Posted by lizard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

just thought i would warn you first

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Posted by lizard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST