GREEN BAY PACKERS BABY!!!! NEW YORK KNICKS BABY!!!! L.A DODGERS BABY!!!! CURLING BABY...Just playin...who the hell watches that crap.
everyone and anyone........except for annoying people....they can meet someone else......and i wanna meet beyonce, but meeting her isnt the only thing id wanna do ...........IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN....yes thats right....id also wanna watch tv and talk about the environment with her DUH....what were you thinkin?
Vanilla Sams new rap album, Country, Rap, Rock, OLDIES!!!!!!!!! PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING THAT I CAN DANCE OR SING TOO!!!!!!!! Which also includes the Beyonce dance video....im not sure how much dancing im actually gonna do....that video is like a porno with clothes.....which actually doesnt make it a porno at all, but ill get back to you about that. And Richard Simmons "Lose Weight" Video....although my skinny albino ass needs to gain pounds if anything.
ANY WITH ME IN THEM!!!.....Which means so far including Zoolander.....that would be NONE!!.....but never fear SAM IS HERE....and the big screen awaits me!! Any DAMN day now a man (a woman if im lucky....eh eh!) will call my house asking, needing, WANTING my face in the theater (im praying its not as an Usher this time) to bring my comedy to people all around the world. And well....if this never happens......i guess Jamba Juice is my second calling (the job comes with a 2 dollar discount and FREE DENTAL!). ..
Im a jew....so once we bought the actual tv the idea of getting channels was OUT OF THE QUESTION!!.....so i just kinda look at the reflection of myself on the screen, which at times can be very entertaining....i wont get into it right now....but if youd like to watch IM HERE ALL WEEK!
HAHAHAHA......yea....cuz i read....who the hell reads come on now....reading is soooo overrated....so 1995. I think the last thing i read was the milk carton.....talk about some interesting stuff.....seriously.....2 PERCENT!!! I couldnt believe my eyes.....some may say its sad that the milk carton is the last thing i read....those who think THATS sad may wanna re-think it once they find out the last time i read a milk carton was 5 WEEKS AGO!!
SUPERSAM!!! And his amazingly...umm....AMAZING powers.......HE CAN FLY!! (By Southwest Airlines and sometimes on a good day even British Airlines)......HE CAN JUMP LIKE NO OTHER (whether in a moon bounce or a Pogo Stick).......HE CHANGES COLORS FROM TIME TO TIME (Depending on how many times he gets his ass kicked in one week.....or whether or not the suns out to get him on that particular day).......HE'S SUPERSAM!!!!........(he also enjoys long walks on the beach, reading under the fireplace, and rubbing himself in cocoa butter every now and then......disregard that last one please).