I'm sick of pretending. |
For as long as I can remember I have faked almost every characteristic that defines "humanity". Happiness, sadness, guilt, nervousness, remorse, love, all of it a collection of observations that I rec...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Feb 2009 12:36:00 GMT |
The creation of bodybuilding |
The little known story of the creation of bodybuilding: After God created Man, the Heavens and the Earth he sat back and rejoiced in the beauty of his creation and he was pleas...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 03:35:00 GMT |
I HATE Stingrays |
Ok, that does it, the Stingray now has a new natural predator: ME. And seeing as how I am at the very top of all food chains courtesy of auotmatic weapons, opposable thumbs and logi...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 08:34:00 GMT |
Ok, I lied about not writing another blog, but this is important. |
Ok seriously, will someone please answer this question for me? I’ve been seeing a ton of coverage in the news about the now former Governor of New York being busted with ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:20:00 GMT |
This is the last Blog I will ever write. |
Ladies and Gentleman, this is going to be the last blog I ever write. It has come to my attention recently that quite a few people have been/are currently offended by what they have read in one of my ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:32:00 GMT |
Bandwidth Doesn't Grow on Trees! |
Ok assholes, seriously, despite what you might think; bandwidth doesn't grow on fucking trees! Jesus Christ, have some decency towards your fellow man. Haven't you noticed that the myspace serv...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 11:10:00 GMT |
You people are seriously killing me. |
I think myspace is giving me an ulcer, I'm not even kidding, and you are all to blame for it. I thought myspace was a way to network and keep contact with people, not to&n...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 16:57:00 GMT |
Suicide = private business. |
I'm seriously sick of watching the news and seeing these assholes in SF debate over constructing some sort of guard to prevent people from jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. All I can say about that...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Feb 2005 21:44:00 GMT |
I hate everyone. (I've got proof this time) |
Seriously, I'm not kidding. People are ridiculous. I am sitting here right now and I can think of 3 people who have never let me down or caused me to look at them and think "why are you alive?" One of...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Feb 2005 21:19:00 GMT |
