"I'm from the future. wait, ok well I WAS from the future. but not anymore. now I guess it's the past."Hi, my name is Alexander.
Call me Alexander because that's my name.
the freakin rainforestsome things you should know:do not fuck with achilles. seriouslyjohnny depp is the man. seriously.watch "when harry met sally" or else.
else.practice thinking "who cares".
and
walk with your own strut. like you own tha shit.do not pull on the tigers tail, the tiger will bite your arm off.
and spit it out. yeah thats right, it wasn't even hungry.
and I'm talking metaphorically, some life advice that you can apply to anything, not about obeast. go ahead poke him, he's just a computer code.you never know what kind of ass kicking discipline anyone knows, so don't act hard. or you could be regulated.burned cds are supposed to only last like 5 years. so yeah update them picture, tax, boomba and music archives.easy mac is cheesy and easy. fo sheezy.beep beep nextel needs to go to hell, brrepeppmichelle kwan is the hottness.RLC too.and course the Lif you don't roll like that then don't roll like that.always tip the bagger like 5 dollars. at least. at least. or they might spit in your groceries, I heard.listen to Dr. Phil. he's doctor Phil. who are you?I'm lazy. hold on to the nights.
Dear Dearest Alexander,
I can have a good time doing nothing, as long as I'm with people I enjoy.
I like meeting new people
I want to make a difference and make the world a better place. seriously. and little things can do it people. donate to your local boy scouts and pick up your litter. I do.
I like all kinds of music
I like learning to play guitar.
I enjoy sleeping at my bed time, 8:00 sharp. sharp.
though I rarely do.
I don' like drinking alcohol or smoking weeed. I can enjoy life without it. or try.
My dream is to live in Salamanca Spain for awhile eventually.
I don't like drama or stress.
I don't like swearing or people who swear, or music featuring swearing or movies containing swearing.
I'm scared of just about everything, but not when I'm with friends.
I like to talk. talk about anything with me, everything fascinates me.
I like adventures.
If I was a pokemon I'd probably want to be charizard or venusaur. maybe. or or how about a bulbasuar or charmander at level 99. yeah thats it.
I study psychology.
I gots a facebook. check it out. not.
I like cartoons, tom and jerry, rockos modern life, conan o brien, ok thats not a cartoon, but what if it was, maybe just once.
I don't want to grow up any more.
I'm not a mean person, I gots a big heart. like abnormal and unhealthy big. ha.
I'm wierd and I want to be your friend. maybe. ok yeah.yeah if you want to really know me, you know how thats done.
yeyeyeyeyeyeah.
latersPs. Tmobile- and stop text messaging me or I will kill you. nah not really I like them but they cost me .40 dollars.
