Being condescending with money. Stopping on the side of the road to drink a bottle of vodka WITH my taxi driver. Stopping about 20 minutes later to do it again. People I can't peg. Census years. Excelsior. Funny things that don't elicit laughter. Watching fat children run. Capricious behavior. Killing, but especially in the name of god. Warm milk with honey. Attention. Correspondence. Things for their own sake. Throwing rocks. Shining shoes. Spending my old money. Unknowingly doing things that are culturally unacceptable. Blue medium point Bic Round Stick pens. Friction. Saying my F's like P's. Backspin. Knowing it is myy yer, but doing it anyway. Tickling people. Wit. Hyperbole. Super Kontiks. 5 year old female camel's heads.
The Seagals.
Rock. And Roll.
It's a dead heat between Moonwalker and Rattle and Hum.
Anything as long as it's mid-def.
I like the way used book stores smell.
My heroes have always been cowboys.