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Rich

Urbane Cowboy

About Me

Seeing whats around, Not 100% sure what i'm trying to achieve with this profile, but i'm 100% certain about what i'm NOT here to achieve... I work more than one job, I'm openly gay, but on that note, i dont wear make-up, i dont talk with a lisp, i've studied several martial arts over the years, i can lift a full keg of beer, people say i'm generous to a fault, i've put too many commas and "i"s in this overstrung sentence, i dont whinge when i break a nail, i'm a hopeless (read: useless) romantic, i dont watch anything ending in "Idol", i own more than one gun, i can recite most of the lyrics to Green Day's "Dookie" album, not to mention my astounding knowledge of the complete works of ol' Blue Eyes himself... and if you think RATM, RHCP and NIN are medical conditions, DON'T even bother... oh and i drive a truck :D But not as a profession... You're most likely to see me without actually seeing "me", that is, cruising thru town on my bright yellow Ducati so if some dodgy biker looks like he is checking you out... who knows... I possibly am hehe

My Interests

Ummmmm... Anything with a motor (hence my obsession with my truck and my bike...), acting the social jester, throwing fantastic beach parties, throwing fantastic patio parties, getting my neighbours drunk first so they don't complain about aforementioned parties, going on random road trips, shopping for toys i shouldn't be buying... and we can't forget causing chaos at the bars in town with my best boys at my side :D oh and i have a new puppy!!!

I'd like to meet:

I'm always looking to expand my circle of friends, gay or straight... But as far as "relationships" go, sorry i'm all David's. :D I tend to get on with many people of varied age groups, however most of my friends are rather tolerant (i can be a right royal pain in the butt at the best of times!!!) Anybody that can handle my blatant political incorrectness, my penchant for tequila, my obsession for horsepower and brute ignorance can apply here :)

Music:

Everything to a degree... if it is seen on those Time Life ad's on TV, i NEED it, i WANT it, i LOVE it :P

Television:

DENNY CRANE! Outrageous Fortune, Destiny TV (Yeah right...), Dr. Who (yeah yeah i'm a geek at heart - i like Star Trek too :P) but most of all i lurve jumpin up and down on the sofa screaming the answers to the contestants on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire! hahaha

Books:

Anything by Anne Rice, Lee Child, Hunter S Thompson, Brett Easton Ellis or Nick McDonnell

Heroes:


You scored as Hannibal Lecter. You are Hannibal Lecter. You dont need to eat human flesh to live, but do so because it just taste good. You are very intelligent, and enjoy using it to your advantage to keep people guessing. You arent a killing machine, but when you do decide to let loose, watch out! Dinner is served, with some fava beans, and a nice chianti!

Hannibal Lecter


90%

Jigsaw


85%

Pinhead


75%

Candyman


65%

Michael Myers


65%

Freddy Krueger


55%

Leatherface


55%

Jason Voorhees


45%

Captain Spaulding


35%

Buffalo Bill


30%
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