Matthew Tran

"When I'm not in my room I'm at the mall, and if I'm not at the mall I'm in a virtual reality. Instant message me, I'll get back to you five hours later. I only eat cough drops and KFCs hot wings. My perfect day would include listening to my random mp3s (a little Akon, High School Musical, some Hollywood Undead, and the Pokemon Themesong) in my light blue honda civic. You're most likely to think I'm gay when you first meet me. I'm not, but I think only one out of every one hundred girls is pretty. I'm most likely to think you're an idiot when I first meet you, and I'll bitch about all your flaws later. If I want to hang out then I'll call you. I put my phone in an Ipod sock, then shove it in my front pocket so there's this giant lump in my pants. My teeth are so white they'll probably glow in the dark. I eat faster than the speed of light. My daily exercises include walking back and fourth accross my bedroom for hours, which is probably why I'm half your weight. I'm prettier than you. If the answer is no then you wont get an answer. Energy drinks make me scream all the colors of the rainbow. If you're riding in the back seat of my car I expect you to shut up. I am not your bitch. My silence is deadly, but not as deadly as my model face. Whenever I walk out of my car I drop my keys, and I adjust my rear view mirror perfectly so I can see both myself and the road. I don't have a favorite color but if you ask me what it is I'm going to lie and say it's white or baby blue. If I think you're trying to be funny I'm going to laugh even though you're not. If it's obvious you want me to do something I'm not going to do it. My name is Matthew Tran."

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I'm quiet and shy, and I don't really say much when meeting someone for the first time. People think I'm conceited because of it, but they've mistaken it for pride. Couldn't be more wrong.
But if you end up sticking around long enough to really get to know me, you won't regret it.
As shy as I am sometimes, but don't let that fool you. I'm as outgoing and as crazy as they come when it comes to certain things. Get to know me, and I bet you won't be able to shut me up.
I'm usually open for anything, but people take advantage of me. Sometimes I'm told that I'm too nice for my own good.
I'm stubborn, open, eccentric, impatient, indecisive, and annoyingly perfectionistic at times. I worry a lot, I don't trust easily and with reason. You don't want to get on my bad side. I'm usually a very well mannered boy, but if you cross the line I will tell you off.
I'm always open to meeting new people and making new friends. Just don't expect me to tell you my secrets and indepth thoughts or even really talk to you, until I trust you. Trust does not come easily with me. Earn it.
I know who I am, and who I am not. I am confident, but not cocky.
I have this profile created in an effort to make "e-friends," I suppose, and to be consistent with the views of our urban youth demographic who tend to frown upon linguistic formalities and obsess over Myspace. I have a strong need for others to like me, and for them to admire me. I have a tendency to be critical of myself. Disciplined and controlled. I pride myself as being an independent thinker, and do not accept others' opinions without satisfactory proof. I am a self-proclaimed nerd and a repository of useless knowledge. I suppose I'll take this time to give you a few random facts about myself.

* My name is Matthew Tran.
* I seriously have no friends.
* I'm major metro.
* I'm going to model. * I don't smoke, but I have an obsession with cigarettes.
* I stand on the sides of my feet a lot. * I can degrade you in a matter of seconds.
* I have Cacophobia
* I'm really picky.
* I don't have a sweet tooth.
* I like any form of Cherry Limeade.
* I am Mischa's twin.
* I have an obsession with lip balm.
* I type about 132 wpm.
* I use too many commas.
* I never type two sentences on the same line.
* I have an oral fixation.
* I play Warcraft.
Computer. Beef jerky. Lip balm. Music. Cameras. Toaster ovens. Typing. Cam. Sleep, or lackthereof. Comp. Jeans. snapple. camera. collecting screenprinted anything. Understanding pleasure and the effects afterwards. Loud music. Headphones. Decadence. Losing sleep over nothing at all, just because I can be awake when no one else is. Visual and aural minimalism. Comp. The end of the world. Music. Music. Headphones. Comp. Music. Music. Comp. Music. comppmusuiccomop... Let's chill. Hard.
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