hi, i'm
Lately I've been wishing I had one desire,
something that would make me never want another,
something that would make it so that nothing matters,
all would be clear then.
but I guess i'll have to settle for a few brief moments,
and watch it all dissolve into a single second.
I could sit here and type a bunch of shit about me, who i am, or at least who i think i am. but tbh, im not too sure of that myself. Plus we both know you already know exactly who i am, and you know everything there is to know about me, right?but if you actually want to get to know me,
there are plenty of ways to talk to me below.
im always down for meeting new people,
so don't hesitate.
<3
I have random thoughts:
It would be fun to wear a superman costume and arm wrestle people in nursing homes.
If putting liquor in a brown bag makes it ok to drink in public, can i hump a prostitute in a hefty bag in public?
You know you fail as an animal when you can be shutdown with office supplies, like lobsters! rubber bands, their natural born enemy.
If you dress up as a white artic bear and have sex with men and women, does that make you Bipolar?
I wanna wear a Hitler costume and drive around in a taxi just so people can hail me. Plus it would be pretty awkward to hail a cab then get inside and see Hitler, rofl. Epic Win.
I want to find a person with ADD/ADHD that drives a Ford Focus.
No matter what you invent people will use it for the wrong reasons. I'm sure the inventor of the ski mask had all the best intentions.
Whats the point of a Bowling coach, srsly? "Roll the ball, and this time...try not knock down ALL the pins!? i wonder if there are kids sitting in playgrounds just thinking "oh mayneee, i cant wait to grow up and be a professional bowling coach, ill be so popular!"
I fucking hate paladins, srsly. my spacebar,g,f ,h ,j and k buttons now barely work because of the amount of keyboard slamming paladins make me do.
