So I Invented a New Disease |
You'll never guess what I did with my 30 minutes! That's right, I watched T.V. rather than invent a new disease. Well, crap, there went that thunder. Guess, I'll just cr... Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:19:00 GMT |
Which came first: the Chicken or the Dropkick? |
Hi there. How’s life? Yeah, that’s kinda what I was thinking. You know, we should totally join forces to conquer the entire state of New Hampshire, it wouldn&rsquo... Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:41:00 GMT |
Buckets of Oatmeal Worth Buckets of Goatmeal |
Believe it or not, there is a subtle art to writing. When I figure out how to, I'll let you know. Until then, I'll just keep going. You know the drill. If you don't know... Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 17:31:00 GMT |
Dingo + Baby = Fed Dingo |
Prepare yourself for something so horrifically shocking that you just may be shockingly horrified. Pain hurts. Yeah, you heard me. The truth that will revolutionize society as... Posted by on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 09:24:00 GMT |
Valentismo and the Thousand Year Curse |
Hurray, for Valentismo slumbers! Just kidding, he's awake now. Oh well, you guys are screwed. See me, I've got this all planned out. No date means no kidney punch for me... Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 16:11:00 GMT |
When Tigers Cry and Pout |
Why is beef such an awesome word? It can be used in any conversation without a wary look from a concerned participant. Beef is a noun, adjective, adverb, verb, and proper noun all i... Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:58:00 GMT |
Can you smell it? The revolution, I mean. |
Ambition is wasted on the amiable American ambidextrous amphibians lacking in amorous amortization. Not sure where exactly I mean to go with that, but it sounded funny and uses a word I s... Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 19:44:00 GMT |
Butchers Ballet |
So, there are a lot of things happening in life to you right now and you just don't have the time to deal with everything. Allow me to help you out a little bit. I have ... Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 08:52:00 GMT |
Megalomaniacs and Mega-lego-maniacs |
A recent blog by a ex-coworker of mine (yeah, I guess that would be the proper way to state that) has put up a slant on Emo Kids. I have to tell you, emo kids are the nicest, brightest, a... Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:23:00 GMT |
Glory of the North Wind |
Dusty skies and thirsty trees. Some other scenic crap you see in the desert. Cacti, octopi, stilii. Some reference to a cowboy movie involving at least two bar fights and thre... Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 18:03:00 GMT |