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Funk Master Frenchie

some people will never change. thank god for that.

About Me

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My name is Brittany, I live in Buffalo, NY. I'm sarcastic cynical, pretty much an asshole oh yeah and CANADIAN!!! GOD BLESS CANADA...actually, I'm half canadian but hey whatever....canadian is canadian. I love music and anything having to do with music. I'm a blues, Jazz, Funk Fusion Singer. WANT TO START A BAND??? I play drums, violin, piano and a little bit of guitar. I love painting sketching and drawing cartoons of funny looking people. ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ************************** I am also pregnant with a little girl...she's going to be just like me which scares the hell out of me! I'm grateful to my mom who has been wonderful through out this whole thing. I'm grateful to the true friends I have that have actually decided to stick around. I don't know how this is going to end up for me but, I am going to try my hardest to be the best parent I can...****IM: LoveAndRockets77 *****

My Interests

art, music, reading, body modification, riding my bmx bike, swimming,skiing, basketball,tennis,football, demolition derbies, singing, board games, chess

I'd like to meet:

Honest people who mean what they say...no one who makes empty promises. someone who will bring me soup when i'm sick or give me a hug when i need one, even if i don't ask for one. Someone who will stop over and hang out with me just because...

Music:

listed in no particular order....the dandy warhols, love and rockets, the doors, phish, moe, led zeppelin, funker vogt, oasis, the nekromantix, U2, Calla, The Verve, Morcheeba, Carey pierce, Red hot chili peppers, Vast, dier straights, death cab for cutie, the cramps, depeche mode, KMFDM, collective soul, war, garbage, the grateful dead, the starlite desperation, five iron frenzy, pink floyd, welcome to the beautiful south, radiohead, ministry, Placebo, the who, bb king, muddy waters, sublime, Van Halen, my chemical romance, sunny day realestate, Peter Gabriel, bad religion, dead kennedys, nitzerebb, dead milkmen, mars-volta, the killerz, franz ferdinand, Bayside, black rebel motorcycle club, stevie ray vaughn, tom petty, matthew good band, tool, the clash, the ramones, sex pistols, chris isaac, eric clapton, nirvana, tea party, our lady peace, cake, sound garden, tragically hip, incubus, bush, the hives, johnny cash, smashing pumpkins, dishwalla, the beatles, rufus wainwright, voodoo glow skulls, dropkick murphys, nina simone...

Movies:

300, The Departed, The United States of Leland, Pink Floyd's The Wall, clerks, clerks II, monty python and the holy grail, donnie darko, a clock work orange, Black Sheep, Tommy Boy, The 40year old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, fight club, A.I., eulogy, american beauty, robin hood men in tights, desperado, once upon a time in mexico, boondock saints, pulp fiction, run lola run, rocky horror picture show, hedwig and the angry inche, the last picture show, fear and loathing in las vegas, billy elliot, y tu mama tambien....

Television:

FAMILY GUY, Ren and Stimpy, Futurama, Simpsons, Scrubs, House, Nancy Grace, Discovery Channel!!!

Books:

catch me if you can (the movie was horrible compared to the book) same with Big Trouble. pride and prejudice (it's like sex and the city in the 1800's), Angels and Demons, The Davinci Code, Kama Sutra, Deadlight, Mandela, One Hundred Years of Solitude and pretty much anything by dean koontz

Heroes:



My Blog

Photography

"Don't Fall In"       "Naive"       "Portal to the Soul"         "Punk'D"         "Bad Habits"       "Giana" ...
Posted by Funk Master Frenchie on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 09:54:00 PST

pastel 3. portrait of a friend no more

Portrait of a friend that i no longer have.  you can also see pictures in my "friend I miss..." album in my photos.    ...
Posted by Funk Master Frenchie on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 03:55:00 PST

2 completed charcoal/pastel sketches

The writing underneath is: 'Tuviste el llave a mi corazon pero cambio el mechon' This will also be my first tattoo - on my sternum (breast bone)     A self portrait...
Posted by Funk Master Frenchie on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 01:18:00 PST

I’m writing again....sample

The light of laughter blinds your happiness. The company of others disguise your loneliness.   Hide your shame in the shadows where no one can see. Fear the wind because of the secrets it tells....
Posted by Funk Master Frenchie on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 06:36:00 PST

survey i ganked from chris mutha fucka

1. Nervous Habits: clenching my jaw, laughing 2. Are you double jointed?: yes 3. Can you roll your tongue?: yes...and lots more! 4. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? yeppers 5. Can you ...
Posted by Funk Master Frenchie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

party before spring break pics!!!

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Posted by Funk Master Frenchie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i heart mullets

ARE THERE DIFFERENT TYPES OF MULLETS? well, there are many types of mullets. These are the main/more popular mullets. 1)Mulletards...these ar...
Posted by Funk Master Frenchie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

denny's

that's me laughing hysterically at something going on....i was cracked out lol chris eating a lemon...yummy!!! that's chris' " i heart to kill" knife...we took it with us...thank you denny's that...
Posted by Funk Master Frenchie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

STONER NEWS

this is the best thing in the entire world....i am currently watching mad tv and they have this thing called 'stoner news' it's hilarious....it's my life....but only if i were an anchor person hahaha...
Posted by Funk Master Frenchie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

don't take life seriously....you'll never get out alive!

don't take life seriously....you'll never get out alive...that's some damn good advice, if you ask me. i spent all of friday night smoking up with willis, jeff, and shannon. we were laughing our ass...
Posted by Funk Master Frenchie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST