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Dan

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About Me

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Disclaimer: If you don't like my song, the pause button is on the left. Turns it off.

Myspace is lame as all fuck. The only reason why I still have a Myspace page is for the few stubborn holdouts on my friends list who refuse to get a Facebook, far from the bullshit embedded songs and glitter artwork. As such, it's sort of futile to try and add me as a friend or contact me on here, since I'm not really ever on here.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Keira Knightley. Seriously.
Oh, and other people'd be cool to meet, too.
And Lily Allen can be thrown in to the mix as well.

P.S.: If you're gonna contact me, at least use full words and proper grammar. "wen u tlk liek dis," all it tells me is you're a fucking moron I shouldn't waste my time on. "4rl."

My Blog

Girl Drink Drunk

Expanding on my earlier thought of creating a drink recipe blog, this time I present to you a bunch of recipes for popular girl drinks. Keep in mind that all that term really applies to is the thoug...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Mar 2009 12:37:00 GMT

Drinks for Lushes

I've decided that my blog should actually BE a blog, with regular updates and all the fun shit. However, blogging really isn't my thing. Instead, I shall post fun drink recipes that I've either pulled...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Mar 2009 23:40:00 GMT

I’ve cleaned house.

For those of you who actually pay attention to such things, yes, my friends lists on Myspace and Facebook are both shrinking. It's mainly because as of late I'm rethinking how I view friends. When I w...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 14:09:00 GMT

A very important announcement.

As of this morning, the President has been missing for three weeks. The truth of the matter is that I told him to stand in the corner of a round room, and he will as such never be heard from again. No...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 16:44:00 GMT

It’s close enough.

Well, I normally do this on December 31st or January 1st, but I'm bored. To keep myself from rambling, and also because "I'm in one of those moods," I think I'd label this "The Year of Regrets." I nor...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 19:41:00 GMT

Argh! I got tagged by a blonde she-devil!

Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog w/ 10 weird, random things, facts, habits or goals about yourself. At the end choose 6 people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose th...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 17:42:00 GMT

Summer cleaning.

Yes, I know, two blogs in one day! Amazing!I just wanted to inform anyone (that cares) that I'm reorganizing my buddy list again. Basically if I don't know you "from way back when" and we don't talk m...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 14:43:00 GMT

An absolute tragedy.

Oh, hi there, business world! You wanted to talk to me about something?Wait, you want my hair to be shorter? How much shorter?*buzz click whirl scrape chop assrape*Wayne Brady's gotta choke a bitch.
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 18:14:00 GMT

See you in the fall...maybe.

All right, here's my tentative Fall 2007 course/campus lineup. Don't say I'm never around if you're too lazy to figure out where the hell I am when ya look for me.Monday, Wednesday, Friday1000-1050: P...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 12:00:00 GMT

One of the hardest things to say.

Well, amidst all the other stress in my life, I've currently felt myself constantly nagged by the memory of what one of my best friends recently told me. To paraphrase her, she stated I should:"Find o...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 20:30:00 GMT