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Sheryl

I am here for Dating

About Me

My name is Sheryl and I enjoy reading to the blind, putting my weave in, waxing my friends, volunteer work at the nursing home, deep throating bananas and other various activities. I grew up in a small nude colony south of Sewickly, PA. My parents promised me to Howard Stern at a young age, but once I turned 11 I was too old for the union so I was wed to Billy Ray Cyrus. We're reaching our 50th anniversary in September and expecting our 5th child, Aggie, in 4 months. Aggie will be a C-section birth. My 3rd daughter Claudia is married to Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

My Interests

ping pong, salsa dancing, bukaki, refurnishing my living room, shaving my goafers, cats frolicking with gizzards, collecting t-bones, eating a good prime rib, fishing for mullets, scrapbooking pubic hair, plucking nipple hair, twisting nipples during sex, clipping my unibrow, long walks on the beach, sewing drapes, playing Bridge, spinning class, martial arts at Dongs, eating steamed dumplings, mud wrestling, water aerobics, sychronized swimming, soul train, step team, colorguard with my nephew Milly, mooonbouncing, learning to become a nail technician, stiching scrotums, repairing televisions, souping old mini-vans (astros), racing poodles, raising ferrets, churning butter, making cornbread, smoking the ganja, and watching Sunday Night Sex Show.

I'd like to meet:

Phil Collins, Hugh Hefner, Santa Claus, Tarzan

Music:

Yanni, Lionel Rictchie, Michael Bolton, Charlie Daniels..pretty much anything that involves the cello..

Movies:

The Nutcracker, One Night in Paris, Shaving Private Ryan, Good Will Humping, The Jesus Chronicles

Television:

SNSS- i'm an avid watcher, My Super Sweet Sixteen, and ESPN Classic

Books:

The Joys of Sex, Kamasutra, The Holy Bible, Fried Green Tomatoes

Heroes:

Assron

My Blog

Cheers to Life!

Hello My-Spacers. just wanted to pop in a say hey! but this morning was my first morning in awhile that i have woken up with a restless night of sleep, Billy Ray was snoring like a damn stump grinde...
Posted by Sheryl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST