ping pong, salsa dancing, bukaki, refurnishing my living room, shaving my goafers, cats frolicking with gizzards, collecting t-bones, eating a good prime rib, fishing for mullets, scrapbooking pubic hair, plucking nipple hair, twisting nipples during sex, clipping my unibrow, long walks on the beach, sewing drapes, playing Bridge, spinning class, martial arts at Dongs, eating steamed dumplings, mud wrestling, water aerobics, sychronized swimming, soul train, step team, colorguard with my nephew Milly, mooonbouncing, learning to become a nail technician, stiching scrotums, repairing televisions, souping old mini-vans (astros), racing poodles, raising ferrets, churning butter, making cornbread, smoking the ganja, and watching Sunday Night Sex Show.
Phil Collins, Hugh Hefner, Santa Claus, Tarzan
Yanni, Lionel Rictchie, Michael Bolton, Charlie Daniels..pretty much anything that involves the cello..
The Nutcracker, One Night in Paris, Shaving Private Ryan, Good Will Humping, The Jesus Chronicles
SNSS- i'm an avid watcher, My Super Sweet Sixteen, and ESPN Classic
The Joys of Sex, Kamasutra, The Holy Bible, Fried Green Tomatoes
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