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Your Mom

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forg

About Me

It's not about what happens in your life. It's about how you handle what happens in your life. I never try anymore to control the events in my life, and I absolutely refuse to try and control other people. I only seek control over my own thoughts, my own actions, my own behavior, my own responses... and I leave everything else outside my zone of responsibility. You will never control another, and you will never change another - the only thing in this life that you can control is you.
Your Fortune Is
Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them. The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator
What Your Soul Really Looks Like
You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It's easy for you to forgive and forget.You are a very grounded, responsible, and realistic person. People may not want to hear the truth from you, but they're going to get it.You see yourself with pretty objective eyes. How you view yourself is almost exactly how other people view you.Your near future is in a very different place (both physically and mentally) from where you are right now.For you, falling in love has never been easy. You can only fall for someone who is very patient and persistent. Inside the Room of Your Soul

My Interests

Philosophy, religion, politics, money, and sex... Things that really matter to other people, and that we in Western Civilization HAVE to start talking about, if we want to survive.

I'd like to meet:

Your Mother, so I could slap her and ask her what the hell she was thinking.

You Are 44% Strange!

You are a bit strange, though still more normal than strange. You definitely have some quirks, don't get me wrong. But you aren't exactly freaking out old ladies on the street. It's okay though, you've got a healthy mixture of strangeness and normality.

How Strange Are You?



Figures I'd get some crap like this...

I took this quiz
at eSPIN-the-Bottle:

What's Your Secret Talent?

and here's what I got:

Seeing Dead People

Take this quiz yourself.

Music:

Lately it's been Louis Armstrong, Jonny Cash, Hank Williams, Sr., and Dixieland Jazz. But I also like '50s rock and roll, rockabilly, Social Distortion, Wyclef Jean, Eminem, Dre, George Michael and Madonna.

Movies:

My favorite movies are old musicals or movies about entertainers. i.e. Beyond The Sea, Walk The Line, Great Balls of Fire, Guys and Dolls, Hello Dolly, Moulin Rouge, Chicago, Singin' In The Rain. Oh and John Wayne movies.

And I just recently watched Harold and Maud, and that's now on my all-time list of beautiful tragic love stories that make a mofo want to bitch slap the man who ever directed it, 'cause it just wrenches your heart right out.

Television:

Television rots your brain, so I only watch CSI and People's Court.

And sometimes I watch Montel, or the Sci Fi channel. But never Oprah or Dr. Phil. They're not good people.

Books:

Anything sci-fi. (Yeah, I'm a fan, and I call it sci-fi. Is that a problem?)

I also like books on Eastern religion and mysticism. It's fascinating to me, to study something like Kundalini, and to try and understand what all the terms and the "secret knowledge" actually means, to a Westerner.

Heroes:

Robert Heinlein, Spider Robinson, Patrick Henry, Uncle Tom, Ella Fitzgerald, George Bush Jr., Wyclef Jean, Buddy Holly, Louis Armstrong, Martin Luther King Jr., Al Capone, Jerry Lee Lewis, Ray Charles, Sting, Tina Turner, Thomas Jefferson, Obi Wan Kinobe, and sometimes Teddy Pendergrass.

And my dad.And Peter Petrelli. REPRESENT!

My Blog

Does God ENJOY making me suffer?!?!?!?!

(Or does He just like watching me squirm?)So I'm in Music Theory and Sight-Singing/Ear Training - finally!  After almost a whole year of waiting for the class to start over again.  And I LOV...
Posted by Your Mom on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 01:43:00 PST

You fucking whore...

You didn't wait because you thought I would never be able to give you what you want?  That's actually pretty ironic - considering that what you've wanted this whole time is ME.WHATTHE FUCK?Niggas...
Posted by Your Mom on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 11:48:00 PST

If you are one of these people...

... then kindly go fuck yourself:I'm tired of people assuming that I'm gay.  (Among various other assumptions they make about me that are entirely untrue, and, from where I stand, entirely unfoun...
Posted by Your Mom on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 01:02:00 PST

Intuition ... God’s strangest invention

Right.  So...Something drew me to massage school, and made me overcome every challenge, every struggle, every obstacle to graduating, and working as a massage therapist.Then a few years later, th...
Posted by Your Mom on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 08:11:00 PST

My 5 Year Dream List, Revised

...Still to be accomplished by my 35th birthday, giving me now just under three and a half years to pull this off, which is still ample time, so long as I stay focused...1. Conquer every one of my dem...
Posted by Your Mom on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 12:09:00 PST

Where does this stuff come from?

This is what happens when you learn to quiet your thoughts enough to penetrate into your subconscious, and start to examine its contents:    "I can't do anything that a woman might disa...
Posted by Your Mom on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 11:57:00 PST

Whatever

You try to do everything you can in this life, to create the life and the situations you think you want, to anticipate future events, and life paths - to understand what life is about, and where your ...
Posted by Your Mom on Fri, 30 May 2008 11:40:00 PST

Right before my eyes...

My entire existence has changed.  I am not the boy I once was.Sometime between starting massage school and, oh... yesterday afternoon - I have been awakened.  I wouldn't go so far as to say ...
Posted by Your Mom on Fri, 23 May 2008 12:25:00 PST

Wow... just... ...wow

I don't even know what to write.  It's like I'm in an extreme state of...  euphoria, maybe?  I have never in my life felt as many good feelings as I am feeling in this moment.I was in a...
Posted by Your Mom on Sun, 18 May 2008 10:49:00 PST

Street Corner Psychology

Forget about "chasing" your love interest.  Let them chase you.  Let them see that you are confident, capable, intelligent, cocky, funny, self-assured, self-reliant, and that you get yo...
Posted by Your Mom on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 07:42:00 PST