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You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming.
The Muppet Personality Test
I'd like to meet:
I like super fun ppl who like to kick, punch and KICK!! I like people who can make me laugh which isn't hard. I like smart people who have opinions they base off of facts and people who like to travel and take road trips to haunted places although they must be ready for me to freak out and decide once we get to the haunted place it was a bad idea and cling to them like a howler monkey to a tree. I like people who like to eat and are food snobs because I love to cook and prefer ppl who can tell and appreciate the difference between Jarlsburg and Gruyere'. I like goats, one of my goals in life is to have one of those goats that when u scare it it freezes and falls over OH MAN i'll never not find that amusing!! I also love weiner dogs because they are the funniest to watch run.I like strong men with soft sides and girly girls who are one of the guys. I also love to hang out with homless alcoholics on street corners. Sometimes i dont shower for a few days and go down there and people will give us money which we then spend to get drunk and mumble out memories of our glory days.
Music:
Rascall FLatts,Fall out Boy,Jason Mraz,Black Eyed Peas, Keith Urban, Martina McBride, big n rich, greetchen wilson, ,save ferris, reel big fish,josh gracin, deirks bentley, Further seems forever, long since forgotten,Coheed and Cambria, Taking back Sunday, Everytime I Die, Ataris,Switchfoot, Brand New, Alkaline Trio, Someting Corporate, The Starting Line, All American Rejects, Dashboard, Lucky boys confussion, hometown heroes, mandy moore, death cab for cutie, Howie day, Sugarcult, A lack there of, Lifehouse, Nickelback, Garth Brooks, Franky Sinatra, Dean Martin
Movies:
Walk to Remember, Mupper X-mas Carol, The Notebook, Boondock Saints(this movie proves that i WAS right all along and it's ok to kill ppl as long as you are irish catholic and know latin so THERE!!), 12 Angry Men, Inherit the Wind, The Haunting(69 version), Meet Joe Black, American History X, The Beleiver, Schindlers List, Ever After, Indiana JOnes and the last Crusade, The Empire Strikes Back, Mississippi Burning, Finding Nemo, Phantom of the Opera, hotel rowanda, Cars, Little Mermaid..I'm such a dork i still love lil kid movies
Television:
Simpsons, South Park,Ugly betty, October Road, Men in Trees, Digging for the Truth, Histories Mysteries, Building an Empire, Dress my Nest
Books:
Anything G.B. Shaw, Portrait of Dorian Gray, the 5 ppl you meet in heaven, Tuesdays with Morrie, Stargirl, Night, Maus I & II, Europe from 70 bucks a day, Catcher in the Rye, 12 Angry Men, Inherit the Wind, I Claudius, Poe collection, Collected speaches of Winston Churchill, The Civil war series by Jeff Shaar,umm..lots of history books and language books cause i like to be a smart ass and it helps to be smart if u wanna be a smart ass I also love early american transcendental and exsestentialists like williams cullen Bryant
Heroes:
The man who named Boobies!! A lot of old dead guys like my boys Teddy Roosevelt and churchill.(and NO matt not like in that perverted drawing you made of me w/ them). People who adopt kids when they can have their own but choose to share thier love with those who need it more. People who volunteer with handicapped and mentally disabled. Those who take care of elderly. People that stand up to bullies when others won't. It's the people who choose to help others and make ppls lives brighter not because they feel obligated but because they don't understand any other way to live, those are the real heroes. And soldiers...mmmmmm Oh, and let us not forget the true hero of the civil war, Jennie Wade. hahaha(get out of the kitchen bitch there's a war going on)
