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Toaster Bonus

This is like realizing you're outside without your clothes on!

About Me

Makes great sandwiches . Occasionally suffers from acute flaming toe fungus. Likes to assault elderly on daily basis, and will go great lengths for a klondike bar. Throws frozen apple juice cylinders at monkeys in trees. Loves children, they make great appetizers, and has a large amount of money, hoards it all in a secret cave somewhere near the himalayas. Is green and possibly venemous...

My Interests

BONZAI!!! never go here: http://popfizz.deviantart.com .

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to say to everyone that is wearing a green sock right now... that... um... well... was it green when you bought it?

Music:

Some Tony Hawk 3 Memories..."the entire avril lavigne collection along with all my disney tunes""I got in a fight with Avril Lavigne and all I got was this Lousy Shirt"

Movies:

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Television:

"to the left, to the right, up the wall, through the carpet..."

Books:

EAT YOUR MATTRESS, RICHARD!!! its full of fluffy protein... but whatever you do, DON'T HIT THE-! oh... oh ok.. i thought you were going to hit the death switch... but... you just... hit.. your... sistER! AHAHRAHFHAREGHASFDk sjnfdgl kasg !

Heroes:

anything but tangerines. word.

My Blog

Us

Humans are so weird.
Posted by Toaster Bonus on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 01:06:00 PST

Some gifts

For Mckinney:           For my dad:         Christmas was merry....
Posted by Toaster Bonus on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 12:34:00 PST

Lucky

  HAHAHA!!!! FINALLY I HAVE FULFILLED MY MOST UNTAMED DREAMS!!! WOOHOO!!!   ...   ...   WHO'S LUCKY NOW, PUNK?!?!             In other news...  ...
Posted by Toaster Bonus on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:34:00 PST

Maze

I started this in January, finished it a couple weeks ago, finally uploaded it last week, and now finally posting it. Sorry about some of the smudges, it got a little dirty packing it around everywher...
Posted by Toaster Bonus on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 07:20:00 PST

Pistachios

*Transfer of pistachios.jpg complete* scott says: wtf? Coffee Break says: it's my pistachio pile Coffee Break says: of pistachios Coffee Break says: scott says: wtf scott says: omgywontudie Cof...
Posted by Toaster Bonus on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 08:40:00 PST

Ten Lunch/Dinner Parties I'd Never Attend

10. McDonalds (hehe) 9. Soylent Green Dinery 8. An IRS luncheon 7. Popeye's Boiled Spinach Festival 6. Animal Rights Dinner 5. Vegans "R" Us 4. All-You-Can-Eat Raw Chicken Festival 3. Raw Egg Eating M...
Posted by Toaster Bonus on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 05:54:00 PST

The Recipe of Love

Ah... I cooked up another one of my love poem/parodies, and it took a while, but today it finally finished... enjoy! ***** The Recipe of Love My love for youIs like a bunch of nerds attracted to a D&a...
Posted by Toaster Bonus on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 08:15:00 PST

Chemistry. No, not the lovey-dovey stuff, I'm talking like BANG! ENTHALPY!

note: some things mentioned in here might scare members of the community. just tell them that it's educational and it's being handled by trained defenstrologists in the field of hydrostics. and i...
Posted by Toaster Bonus on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 01:25:00 PST

Skool

well. school started. first day of school was... cool. having mr. austin for american lit... then lit 1... the lit 2....no just kidding. lit1 and then ap physics ap physics! woohoo! *im gunna get rape...
Posted by Toaster Bonus on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 11:30:00 PST

Sailing Instructor's Course Day 1

Sail-log 8-18-05 Excerpt from Captain's Journal: "My crew had finally made up their minds... they knew all about it... and they wanted it... and there was nothing to stop them. They had tried to ...
Posted by Toaster Bonus on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 02:25:00 PST