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Loren Martin

it's a gyration nation!

About Me

Every day I get up at 6, take an adderol then go to work and drink coffee all day. I come home jazzed as shit and clean the shit out of my house. I like punk and being a punk. I assume everyone thinks they are better then me, So I think I'm better than them.

My Interests

(f)Art, making coffee, hearing music, tuna cat, puns, girls with mustaches, & hanging out with my main squeeze (you know who you are baby!)

I'd like to meet:

prison Mike!

Music:

Lately what I have been listening to: The Replacements, The Reatards, Deep Purple, Dead Stop, Cock Sparrer, Annihilation Time, Brutal Knights, Cro-Mags, Black Flag, Elvis, Think I Care, The Wipers, Trapped Under Ice, Time to Escape, Anti No-Where League, Warzone, The Rolling Stones, Judge, Circle Jerks, and The Fat Boys and the Sex Pistols!

Movies:

hand jobs

Television:

han jobx

Books:

Oh god Kurt Vonnegut! Oh god what an amazing writer oh god, god ohh I'm so sad he's gone! ohhh I miss Kurt Vonnegut. oh no ohhhh ohh oh no oh why? ohhhh no

FALSE. I do not miss Kurt Vonnegut

Heroes:

fritz the cat

My Blog

There is no god. Woodbridge and Baltimore proof.

Got stranded on a country road in baltimore county for 2 hours this morning with 5 wb kids.  After being lost in baltimore for an hour. I had to pay for gas. Found out I lost my bank card. Imam c...
Posted by Loren Martin on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 11:08:00 PST

Dear Richmond : Sorry and Not Sorry Lists from show last night

  Sorry List Sorry to all the people that I was being a bitch to. I was just feeling very hateful last night and no one should take it personally. (unless otherwise listed)  Sorry for c...
Posted by Loren Martin on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 10:11:00 PST

DESTROYER FEST 06!!! ...and beyond?

So who wants to take part in Destroyer fest? I need to get some rsvp's before i set it up. Destroyer Fest is when we go in my basement, turn on a fog machine, crank up some Cryptic Slaughter and harra...
Posted by Loren Martin on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 09:20:00 PST