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SURFACE UNSIGNED FESTIVAL
Our Text Number Is 6068
So text 'london 6068' to 64343
thats Right 6068
one more time?
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we are made up of :
Xander Brice - vocals
Guy Smith - guitar
Ozzy Whillock - Guitar
Hazzah Crawford - Bass
Tom Murril - Drums
FACTS ABOUT SOUND--
1-Tom is well known in the science community for perfecting time travel, though he has never seen a pencil
2- Little is known about Hazzah before 1863 however it is thought he was once a seabiscuit
3- Guy is in fact 18ft tall, the person you see is his body double
4- Oliver has only been in love 36 and a half times
5- Xander contary to popular belief is a nice guy and not a prick, however he does have a penis shaped like a rose
6- Xander and Ozzy work together in the ministry of truth, both of whom are secretly thought criminals
7- Tom has three feet, watch him play, its true
8- Hazzah and Guy live in a secret temple under the sea
9- Guy has knocked up an amazing 2,593 women, leading in the tables of the band
10- Tom cant dance, chuck norris said so!
11- Xander is circumcised and keeps his excess skin in a safe, under his bed
12- Ozzy does not have a brain, he is actually run by a series of computer components, run by a motherboard the size of a pea, and that is why his head is small
13- Hazzah is actually one of the original 12 deciples, but due to present day activities he has to live under a new name and a whole new identity
Favourite Quotes:
1- Kierans black!?!?!?!?
2- i give you tips, lets get tips, wana shoooooot some hooooooops
3- You know nothing of the crunch
4- You pooped in the refrigerator, and you ate a whole wheel of cheese; baxter i'm not even mad, that's amazing
5- Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name?
6- I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.
7- That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet.
8- Dude, that is so fuckin' weak! How am I supposed to get a chick in that?
Oh, don't worry, dude. You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper.
Yeah I could... No. Dude, you're a little bitch!
I am not! I don't even know why I hang out with you guys, anyway.
'Cause you're a piece of shit.
I am not a piece of shit!
Yeah, but you're a little bitch.
Goddammit! I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here!
Ill Give You Tipps, Lets Get Tipps
Ill Give You Tipps, Lets Get Tipps
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Some of us never die live at rockstock
S.O.U.N.D-My feet do the same live at Rockstock
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To much deserved and wickedest people in the world just giving a big shout out to our two BIGGEST GROUPIES!!! Joe the Plough King Finn & Ben the Vanilla Bear Thompson, Two of the most awesomenous people around obviously. and we LOVE THEM!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Cheers
