The homeless guy holding up the sign 'Lost my job, my kids, my wife and my mind. Will act out a scene from The Jerk for money.' It was a big sign. And there was fine print as well; 'The Jerk is solely owned and copywrited by Universal Studios. Any acting shall purily be a dramazation and shall only be interpreted as such. No warranties, express or implied, have been made for this actor's usage or fitness for any specific task. Purchaser agrees to all terms given on the lease when they open the sealed disk-envelope. Children under the age of four should not be allowed to dance with wolves. Do not place contents over your head or else baldness may result. This product is not designed to endure sudden changes in humidity. Do not stick your fingers in the gears or grab the sawblade while it is still moving. Eye shielding should be worn at all times. Keep this product refrigerated. Do not exceed recommended dosage. For external use only. And do not pass Go'
I'll listen to just about anything. I love those william shatner albums. The way he talks 'insteads' of sings is genious. Everyone else is just jealous that they didn't think of it first.
I love any kind of movie. Although its been a while since i've seen em in theaters. Anything with Jolie is great with the acception of the tomb raider movies. Movies directed by Burton, Fincher, Scorsese are works of art. Some of my favorite movies are Gangs of New York, Gia, People Under the Stairs, Mars Attacks, Edward Scissorhands, Se7en, Fight Club, The Wraith, and many others. Most movies are all fluff, but they are still decent to watch.
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Heros come and go. No one person has the stamina. When heros fail, Macgyver is there to save the day. The man can do it all, he´s an expert at making complicated machines out of ordinary things. A fan, a dough-scraper and some duct tape forms an excellent helicopter attack. A cut credit card can help cause a traffic jam. A light bulb makes an outstanding set of lock picks and you gotta love his cheesy theme music.