Update: I have some terrible news to share... I have been replaced. That's right, that bastard "Tony" guy with the funny hair has stepped in and taken my place.
As much as I dislike him for it, I have to admit he's doing a pretty good job with filling my shoes. Wait a minute... I don't wear shoes. But uh, anyway... yeah... Lemon Demon sounds better than ever having real drums on board, so go check them out!
Greetings, my name is Professor iPod. I am the drummer for Lemon Demon. It's a hard job but I do pretty well. I've never messed up and I'm always at the right tempo. Sometimes if I'm feeling fancy i'll start playing some extra random synths too. I'm good like that.
In my spare time I provide musical entertainment for Alora, Neil, Chooch, and Tony in Alora's car. For the most part I play Cake, Rise Against, Ben Folds Five, Dream Theater, Protest the Hero, Weird Al Yankovic, DragonForce, Lemon Demon, and Shot Heard Around The World, but I still put up with their crap when they want to roll down all the windows and make me blast horribly crappy music like Tom Jones, or the LazyTown soundtrack. I don't understand their kind of humor but I go with it anyway. Sometimes I wonder what would happen if I just refused to play LazyTown songs. The world would be a better place, that's for sure... but I'm afraid of the repercussions that would come from it.
