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angie

You get your butter and respect at the same time!

About Me



I am a teller of stories, a weaver of dreams. I can dance, sing, and in the right weather I can stand on my head. I know seven words of Latin, I have a little magic, and a trick or two. I know the proper way to meet a Dragon, I can fight dirty but not fair. I am not domestic, I am a luxury, and in that sense, necessary. When people told themselves their past with stories, explained their present with stories, foretold the future with stories, the best place by the fire was kept for the storyteller.

Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus

Things are what you make of them

My Interests

"There's the right way, then there's my way. There's a highway, if you don't like it you can take it. So just talk away, I don't hear a word you say. I'll be my way. If you don't like it you can take it."

I'd like to meet:

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. - Mark Twain

Music:



Movies:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Bringing up Baby, Nightmare Before Christmas, The Fabulous Destiny of Amelie Poulain, City Lights, The Gold Rush, Jaws, Modern Times, North by Northwest, Psycho, Rear Window, Finding Neverland, Schindler’s List, Singin’ in the Rain, The Wizard of Oz, Napoleon Dynamite, Blazing Saddles, Office Space, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Shaun of the Dead, Fight Club, The Jacket, Boondock Saints, Lost in Translation, LoTR, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, Pirates of the Caribbean, Snatch, The Ugly Dachshund, Pete’s Dragon, Close Encounters of the Thrid Kind, Dracula, The Exorcist, Indiana Jones, Se7en, The Silence of the Lambs, The African Queen, Edward Sissorhands, Disney, Muppets, Harry Potter, Ghost, Austin Powers, Chocolat, Ocean's Eleven, Grease, Happenstance, The Shining, The Sound of Music, Forrest Gump, The Ninth Gate, Tweleve Monkeys, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Airplane!, Contact, Mars Attacks!, X-Men, This is Spinal Tap

Television:



I can watch Father Ted over and over and it never gets old. Love Monty Python, anything on the History Channel / Travel Channel. Especially the ghost shows. The Storyteller. Antiques Roadshow. Penn & Tellers Bullshit! The Muppets and Fraggle Rock. And my guilty pleasure is the Gilmore Girls.

Books:

When hinges creak in doorless chambers and strange and frightening sounds echo through the halls, whenever candlelights flicker where the air is deathly still, that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their terror with ghoulish delight.

Heroes: