Hi, I'm Lupita.
I never answer my phone.
Believe me sweetie, I got enough to feed the needy.
I once believed that koalas were my guardian angels.
I don't do "regrets", i'll just turn around, put my clothes
on & say "I had a momentary lapse of judgement".
&
You don't fancy me? pffffttt I don't fancy you either.
INCREASE THE PEACE