California.....................Everyone hates copsYou live next door to mexicansYou say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "hell of" and "hella"(Nor Cal only) and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" and I say them oftenYou know what real cheese taste like.All the porn you watch is made here, cause we fuck better and thats how it is.You don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear.You can wear sandals all year long.You go to the Beach - not "down to the shore."You know 65 mph really means 100.When someone cuts you off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road.The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border).Our governor can kick your governors ass.You can go out at midnight.You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code.You might get looked at funny by locals when your on vacation in their state, but when they find out your from California you turn into a Greek GOD.We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!You can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day.All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here.EVERYONE smokes weed. no exceptions.We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them).We have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means our opinion means more than yours, which means we're better than you.The best athletes come from here.We got disneyland....wut now!We call it soda, not pop.Oh, and no one from California calls it Cali... that's how we know you're not from around here.
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The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway.You were born somewhere else.Your sense of direction=Toward the ocean and away from the ocean.You eat an In n Out burger at least once a week!!!You know how to eat an artichoke.The primary bugs that you worry about are electronic.Your car has bullet-proof windows.Left is right and right is wrong.Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.You can't find your other earring because your son/brother is wearing it.You drive to your neighborhood block party.Your family tree contains "significant others."You don't exterminate your roaches, you smoke them.You see 25 lawyers chasing an ambulance.More than clothes come out of the closets.You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.More money is spent on facelifts than on diapers.Smoking in your office is not optional.You pack shorts and a T-shirt for skiing in the snow, and a sweater and a wetsuit for the beach.When you can't schedule a meeting because you must "do lunch."Your children learn to walk in Birkenstocks.You'll reluctantly miss yoga class to wait for the hot tub repairman.You consult your horoscope before planning your day.
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All highways into the state say: "no fruits."All highways out of the state say: "Go back."The Terminator is your governorYou can't remember . . . is pot illegal?It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH"You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from California.Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.You don't care what race people are because you're too busy wondering what gender they are.You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You don't even notice.Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney IS George Clooney.Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.The normal symbols on restrooms mean "people wearing pants" and "people wearing skirts".Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is into S &M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.Both you AND your dog have therapists.You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy Blanks himself is teaching the 4:00 PM Tae Bo class.You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cell phones or pagers.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:
Seb
Birthday:
April 21 86'
Birthplace:
California
Current Location:
London
Eye Color:
Light Brown
Hair Color:
Brown
Height:
6"3
Right Handed or Left Handed:
Right
Your Heritage:
All Over
The Shoes You Wore Today:
Sandals
Your Weakness:
Not Open Enough
Your Fears:
Letting People In
Your Perfect Pizza:
Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Don't Fuck Up
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
haha
Thoughts First Waking Up:
Cigarette
Your Best Physical Feature:
Smile?
Your Bedtime:
Ha!
Your Most Missed Memory:
Home
Pepsi or Coke:
Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:
Burger King
Single or Group Dates:
Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Lipton Ice
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Cappuccino
Do you Smoke:
Unfortunately
Do you Swear:
Yes
Do you Sing:
Once again, HA!
Do you Shower Daily:
Yes
Have you Been in Love:
Maybe
Do you want to go to College:
Yes
Do you want to get Married:
Yes
Do you belive in yourself:
For the Most Part
Do you think you are Attractive:
Somewhat
Are you a Health Freak:
No
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Occasionally
Do you play an Instrument:
Used To
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
No
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
Sorta
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
Oddly Yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
No
In the past month have you been on Stage:
Noo
In the past month have you been Dumped:
Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
Cant Say That I Have
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
N/A
Ever been Drunk:
Uh Huh
Ever been called a Tease:
Yep
Ever been Beaten up:
Yeaaa
Ever Shoplifted:
Yes
How do you want to Die:
Satisfied
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
Pediatrician
What country would you most like to Visit:
Cuba
In a /Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
Blue or Green
Favourite Hair Color:
Any
Short or Long Hair:
Long
Height:
Doesn't Matter
Weight:
Doesn't Matter
Best Clothing Style:
Anything
Number of Drugs I have taken:
N/A
Number of CDs I own:
Dunnoo
Number of Piercings:
Not too many I Hope
Number of Tattoos:
Couple Perhaps, Dunno
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
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