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moiz the noiz

now look what you've done... you clumsy poop!!!!!

About Me

MyGen Profile Generator i support portugal so i've got no friends. but i'm nice. gentle and fluffy like. except when i'm not. i enjoy brandy, music and young men! i like cupboards! karaoke on shots, chair dancing ... on shots, falling over.. after shots. i hate dance music... except some of it..... i'm vague and inconsistent... or am i? i am 44.. just... but check me out i divint look a day over 12!.... or act it. i have 2 wonderful children, both on myspace but one is dangerously illiterate so don't try and read his profile! i am the tallest of 6 siblings hahahaha and the best looking but the worst everything else... not that it matters, my parents don't like me that much anyway! i correct people way too much!! i was on the rounders team at school and i refuse to let it go! i can still stot an orange off someones head from a balcony... infact the throwing of perishables is a popular pastime of mine and my wee big sister hog (aka. the poison dwarf or evil little fucker to those who know her well).(ps my daughter wrote most of this profile!!.but it's true!)

My Interests

brandy, cake, chocolate, primark, handbags, eating in bed, vaseline, faaaags, hot drinks, indie music, being a work-shy fop, maga, girl's nights in... or out, chucking food at john, cleaning sam's kitchen, underwear, men, captain scarlet and portugal... I DON'T LIKE DRAUGHTS!

I'd like to meet:

jack and meg, karen o, figo, antonio banderas, napoleon, dylan moran, frank sinatra, donald and davey stott and thierry henry... so i can chin the bastard.

Music:

the white stripes, kings of leon, the harrisons (uk), yeah yeah yeahs, interpol, frank sinatra, boy kill boy, stevie wonder, the buzzcocks, the ramones,the beatles, fun lovin criminals, zeppelin, new york dolls, kasabian, the cardiacs, ziggy david (or live), mando diao, jamiroquai, oasis, the raconteurs, the dead 60's, wolfmother....and of course hooched!

Movies:

LA confidential, leon, scrooged, boondock saints, strictly ballroom, while you were sleeping, jaws, the little mermaid, throw mama from the train, 51st state and 50 first dates,the big lebowski,true romance, gods and monsters, life aquatic with steve sizzou, pan's labyrinth, little miss sunshine...quality!

Television:

don't really watch it much...but documentaries i suppose.

Books:

desiree, to kill a mocking bird, lullaby, angels and demons, the curious incident of the dog in the night time, a short history of tractors in ukrainian and owt by noel coward and oscar wilde

Heroes:

napoleon, figo, dylan moran, ivan from dreams, bob marley, john lennon, matt monroe, and my puffy! (that's her in the pic!) john wouldn't put matteus in his heroes list! ...but i've put you in ..our iain!