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Ashley

I am here for Friends

About Me

I vomit forth a lot of obscure pseudo-intellectual bullshit no one really knows or cares about.I'm also really snarky.

My Interests

I consume a lot of media and occasionally write things.

I'd like to meet:

Whoever can keep up. I hate myspace a little due to the sheer amount of "promoters" and really shitty "bands" (e.g. one guy with an acoustic guitar who likely covers a whole lot of dave matthews and thinks it will get him laid.)I do not want to listen to your awful music or go to your lame ass club.

Music:

Oh god there is a lot and listing it makes me sound pretentious. Right now I'm obsessed with this song that has the chorus "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again." I'm beginning to think it's a little fucked up that I keep putting it on repeat and giggling.

Movies:

Amelie is my favorite. Dr. Strangelove and any Wes Anderson film are kind of amazing. My most recent favorite was The Science of Sleep, not just because I kind of love Gael Garcia Bernal.

Television:

I don't watch much TV partly because I think it's a waste of time and partly because nothing is on.Sometimes I watch C-SPAN and feel smug about it.

Books:

There are far too many. All anyone really needs to know is: I am a gigantic nerd. Anna Karenina, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, The Sotweed Factor, Leviathan, Steppenwolf, Foucault's Pendulum, Love in the Time of Cholera, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. There is a lot more nerdy non-fiction having to do with philosophy and politics.

Heroes:

There once was a hermit named Dave Who kept a dead whore in his cave. She was missing a tit, She smelled like shit. But think of the money he saved!