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Your Friendly Neighborhood Dan

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. -- Mel Brooks

About Me

My name is Daniel Antonio Barron. I am tall, dark, and ethnically ambiguous. I'm also an art major at California State University of Northridge.........

My Interests

I HATE: Those Blue Collar Comedy guys, Adam Sandler movies, Indian food, when a stranger on a bus/airport/etc. volunteers the most intimate details of their life and all you can do is stare and nod and it's really awkward, morning wood, the crap they're passing off as punk music nowadays, uncomfortable silences, who set their MySpace page to private, children...yuck.

I'd like to meet:

Christopher Walken.

Music:

The Pixies, Interpol, The Ramones, The Smiths, The Kills, My Bloody Valentine, Joy Division, Johnny Cash, Black Flag, Sonic Youth, The Rolling Stones, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Velvet Underground, The Sex Pistols, Link Wray, The Horrorpops, The Misfits

Movies:

Adaptation, Amores Perros, Almost Famous, Apocalypse Now, Being John Malkovich, Blue Velvet, Boogie Nights, Brazil, Casablanca, Chasing Amy, The Empire Strikes Back, Ed Wood, Ghost World, The Good/Bad/Ugly, Magnolia, Mulholland Drive, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Shawshank Redemption, The Seven Samurai to name just a few. I could go on all day, really.

Television:

Six Feet Under, Arrested Development, The Office (OG version, though the Yank one is pretty damn good), Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Simpsons, Firefly, Lost, South Park, Extras

Books:

Favorite authors include Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Kafka, Hesse, Michael Chabon, and David Sedaris, among others. I plan on reading some Faulkner once I finish my current book (Cloudstreet) sometime in the next year. I love to get lost in a good book, provided I have the discipline to set aside the time. If you've read something that you believe is worth recommending that would be great, just so long as it isn't Dan Brown (I hate to sound elitist, but I'm going to. Those books suck.) or the kinds of utterly generic fantasy/sci-fi books one typically finds in the sci-fi section of a bookstore.

Heroes:

Worm Man