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**optimus LONA**

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About Me

hi...my name is Optimus Lona....if you are a decepticon or your name is ants or law or ando, i will blast you with my super galactical laser beams of death from my buns of steel...everyone else, welcome to my page :-)even though i am a big strong buff buff robot, i am capable of amazing feats....for example......back flips onto face front flips onto back splat frog jump into 'hit nuts on the fence' move (one of my proudest moves...only to be used once evey 10 years kick to laws head back hand to ants head death grab to andos noseand many more.....if you would like to learn these, please fill in an application form online atwww.octimus,is,the,man,and,ants,ando,and,law,smell,like,po os.compeace in your crease

My Interests

d.a.n.c.e....DANCE....dance...ecnad?? yurmz?..also love rock climbing, would love to base jump one day, crazy theme parks, hanging out with my brothers (all 12 of them), eating, sleeping, watching dvds on rainy days (or nights), drinking tea, hanging at the beach in the summer, long intense talks with ants at starbux, star gazing while layn on the roof of the car, hiking, ufc, mma, kimbo hahaha, singing real loud and uncontrolled with Janjan to keep ness awake while she drives us around L.A "i could stay awake, just to heeeeeeaaaaaaaaarr you breatttthhhhinnnn......", impersonating 'jack ass' with the dziah boys, munchin on 'paradiso' while walkin along mission bay with the ninjas...

I'd like to meet:

THE NINJAS OF FURY!!!!!!i look up to them hardout...wish i knew who the hell they were tho...i once saw them perform in wellington at ctc....they were bloody AWESOME!go the ninjasView All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

boys 4 lifeniiiiicccceeeeethe real backstreet boys!!! yeyah!!!the true powers of the NINJAS OF FURYback in my younger days....ohhh how things have changed

Music:

justin, missy, pharell, 10a, N.O.X, TIMBO...jans freestyle raps hehe

Movies:

big fan of DISNEY movies ...rocky 4, kickboxer,300,Troy, Braveheartdziah 'the movie' coming out in 2030 if your still alive, check it out

Television:

pimp my bicycle....how to get a big chest like arnold.....the do's and don'ts of skuxing it....and noxs late show

Books:

the ninjas book of "elusive skuxing it without really skuxing it"

Heroes:

rocky balboa in 'rocky 4'....."adriaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn"and of course.....the most beautiful woman in the world.. Tainafi...the best mum a guy could ever have..

My Blog

my brothers are my best friends

i have 12 brothers.....they are all amazing...and i honestly could say that id lay down my life for any one of them.....we've been through sooooo much together, so many good times, but also a lot of h...
Posted by **optimus LONA** on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:54:00 PST