the f-holes

Two singer songwriters the other John (aka Right On John) and the other other John (aka. drunken asshole) got together over PBRs in Portland and decided they should team up and form a complete band so they could get some free beers out of the clubs and bars in Portland Oregon. The other John got a drum set and held the rhythm with his feet while playing guitars and lap steel and singing, and the other other John bought a broken Baldwin Organ, fixed it, removed to keys, and played the bass pedals while playing his guitar, harmonica, and hollering crazy shit at the same time.Then they had some more pitchers and decided to go plant trees in the Southwest. There, they entertained all the hippy planters as long as they had weed to smoke and beer to drink. One old timer named Mooney wore pink tights and danced a gig. Another tree planter held up a banjo and said "And another thing!" before he passed out. After weeks out in the woods, they terrorized local bars in towns like Ruidoso New Mexico and drank more beers.They finally wound in Salt Lake City of all places and recorded with James Perry (aka. Seputus of Tragic Black) but the beer was too weak so they broke up but now there is rumor of a reunion tour...?