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Banana

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About Me

I ♥ My Boyfriend

My Name is Desiree, call me Dezi. I'm 5 foot 2 and I wanna dance with you, because I'm sophisticated fun. ~_^ I'm probably one of the most random people you will ever meet in your life. I like all the happier things in life, like bubblegum and lollipops. And things that make funny noises. I'm not too fond of funny smells though, and I know I dont like smelly smells. Smelly smells smell funny. I'm obsessed with bananas, shinny things, sparlkey things, and brightly colored things. I guess you can say I'm kind of like a human moth (only I don't eat clothes. they taste funny.) If there is anything else you would like to know about me, message me! I dont bite.
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My Interests

I love Art. if you would like to see some of my Art.

I'd like to meet:

The person who invented cheese.
The caveman who invented the wheel.
The original Elvis impersonator.
A sperm whale.
Someone who is phobophobic.
A flying giraffe.
An old lady named Opal.
Anyone else who is interesting and/or random.

If you're anyone of the above, feel free to contact me. ^_^

AIM-DezTastic

Yahoo-deztastic

[email protected]

Music:

I love most types of music.
As long as it doesn't sound like a bunch of jumbled noise with random screaming, I'll probably like it.
Manson scares the SHIT out of me.

Movies:

I love movies.
I love Disney movies.
I love animated movies.
Some scary movies make me laugh, like The Grudge.

Television:

T.V is cool.
I mostly just watch Standup, Cartoons, and Educational stuff.
Heroes is fucking awesome too.

Books:

Reading is awesome.
I love Terry Goodkind.
I also like the Anita Blake novels.
I cant stand Steven King.
Poorly written cheezy romance novels make me smile.

Heroes:

Joe, because I know he'll always be there for me.
Dottie and Keena, because they inspire me.
J, because he is the first Squid Bubble I have ever met.
My Brothers, because they're my protectors.
My Mom, because she puts everyone before herself.
Tyler, because it's his job to hide the tank.

My Blog

A story of an idiotic superhero. A genetically mutated squirrel.

Monkey:  Hey look! A banana!              (Monkey picks up the banana) Monkey:  I love you banana!      &nbs...
Posted by Banana on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:51:00 PST

Written by Nala

"No more lies connected to false hopes and ambitions. The day has lost it's meaning, it is nothing more than a blur of wasted time in which we all wither away.The night no longer exists, all that is l...
Posted by Banana on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 02:35:00 PST

For all you people of curious minds

so, the whole time I was watching 300 in the Imax with my boyfriend, I kept thinking, "this movie is fucking awesome, is this based off a book? If it is, I wanna read it..." yeah... then I remembered ...
Posted by Banana on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:50:00 PST

The Time Has Come

The time has come for me to rest my head And dream of the once beautiful memories That now have an evil taint As I cry myself to sleep And realize there is no such thing as happiness Just the ug...
Posted by Banana on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 07:50:00 PST

A Last Echo

Tears, bleeding from inside I'ts getting cold and dark The sun is setting in my heart Like an echo inside my mind Contemplation of suicide Im all alone...in part Its not your fault for what ive done ...
Posted by Banana on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 07:23:00 PST

Pink Dragon

"Your transparent wings span the sky with themelody of flight.Your opalescent belly glistens with vibrantpink and purple shades.The sun catches the sparkle in your white,yet sharp teeth.The bright mag...
Posted by Banana on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 04:21:00 PST

A stupid assignment turned "Interesting"

Following a plague that devastated much of the population of the US you are sent to find a place to colonize, not where you currently live. What part of the US would you choose? Why would you select t...
Posted by Banana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST