The Chronicles of Dicky-Dixon |
The Chronicles of Dicky-Dixon Standing on the edge of the cliff face Dicky-Dixon looked out upon what faced him.... 6000 feet and only one place to land, the cold hard ground. He never imagined it wou...
Posted by BEAU-CONSTRICTOR!!! on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 06:57:00 PST |
Tome 2, of the Buxtonian Chronicles, a Kenyan Enterprise |
Once upon a time in the land of plenty, there lived a man named Cock A Spanual. Now he was very worried about the large spider that had begun nesting in the small gap between his first a second toe. D...
Posted by BEAU-CONSTRICTOR!!! on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 12:29:00 PST |
Jimmy Jam Jam |
Jimmy Jam Jam likes his Jam Jam in a JarJar meaning not a bottle but a gap in a doorJimmy Jam Jam Slurps his Jam Jam but still craves for moreWhat shall be done for Jimmy Jam Jam know one knowsMay be ...
Posted by BEAU-CONSTRICTOR!!! on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 07:07:00 PST |
The Purple And Orange Hat |
THE PURPLE AND ORANGE HATi once knew a boy called tom he wore a funny hat purple mixed with orange but also rather flat i didn't know what it meant to him so i asked him one day, true "tom," i asked ...
Posted by BEAU-CONSTRICTOR!!! on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 02:33:00 PST |
Directive from the First Lord of the Admiralty |
I demand someone bite from the crust of humble pie! Avatu, en guarde and JACKSON. I DEMAND IT!! Forthswith! Amen and Good night vile Kenyan Beta underclass!
Posted by BEAU-CONSTRICTOR!!! on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:46:00 PST |
Tome 1, of the Buxtonian Chronicles, a Kenyan Enterprise |
Verily,twas a day like all other. But nay, this day was fraught with danger and intrigue, for it was third anniversary of the genesis of Mad Professor Sibeleus Cronkleberger's infamous and most grotes...
Posted by BEAU-CONSTRICTOR!!! on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 04:08:00 PST |
