i have lots to say, all the time. yet it seems when i am forced to write something titled 'about me' i cant think of a single thing to say that doesnt make me look like an ass or a tool.
I AM FRIENDS WITH THESE SPECIAL PEOPLE:
"she took off her shirt and i saw her breasts and i havent seen breasts that small since i was like 10, they were like little flaps.. like dog nipples.. little teets.." -bec
"thats the most ive been felt up in ages!" -dee
"lust is pursuing nought but sexual endeavours" -shibby
"baileys! its like liquid milk!" -brendan
"maggie, you biblical whore!" -eleanor
"well i dont like the size of your bum." -sean
"dont use breastfeeding as a form of contraception." -taxi lady
eleanor: "why do you cost 20 bucks and i only cost 30 cents!?"
shibby: "... because i dont have thrush."
"a threesome is no good if theres two girls!!" -jenna clearly enjoyed her time overseas.
"THROBBING COCK!" -mark, i guess you had to be there.
adele: "you know whats a weird word? 'fake', F-A-U-X..."
shib: "never ever have i ever let anyone through the backdoor."
laurenthrift: "what about a back window..?"
"simon you're like a fountain of knowledge! ...can i drink from you?" -shib
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