Dear Mom, |
Dear Mom.My Dance Lessons have been going great. The teacher says I am a natural. After only one week, I have masterd the art. I plan on trying out for "So you think you can dance" TV show next sea...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Jul 2009 05:26:00 GMT |
I am (maybe) Going To Get The Part !!!!!!!!! |
SO I try out for the Lead role In the Michael Jackson BIO Movie.....They Said I look JUST like Him !!!!!!!! I am Soooo Excited !!!!!!!!!!!! I will let you know if I get it !!!
Posted by on Sun, 19 Jul 2009 14:06:00 GMT |
The rumor is True...I am leaving the wife. |
So I meet this girl. She was tall dark and ....well....just HOT. So can you blame me? One thing lead to another and we just....well...went there and now I have to get out of the house cause the wif...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Jul 2009 13:42:00 GMT |
That's Gay!! |
I was recently informed that I say "How gay" or "That's gay" too often. And it hurts the feelings of my "Gay" friends at work and in the country in general. How gay is that?
Posted by on Sat, 11 Jul 2009 22:29:00 GMT |
Interview My Friends...:) |
So I always wanted to be the Next Barbera, or Ophra, or whatever. But I am not going to shave my legs. I would however, ware a push up bra for my man taters. Ok, I am not being truthful....BUT that...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Jul 2009 08:55:00 GMT |
My Daughter is going to Kill Me !! |
So get this. My daughter is 5 years old. She comes home from school this week and tells me that some kid named Zac is her "Boyfriend" and they are going to get "Married". WTF Ever !!! I said, "Wha...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Mar 2009 09:36:00 GMT |
Funny Stories from MY friends About Marriage and Dating. |
So.....I am having trouble dating.....I think it is because I am married. And being married Rocks !! Oh sure, I could be single and have money again....hell, I would be rich....but people with money...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Feb 2009 12:01:00 GMT |
Ask Matt. |
Any Question about any of life's mysteries....I know it all. I can solve all of your problems, Just ask me. :)
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:18:00 GMT |
Make up a Country song Title |
Talking with my friend Nancy...we were having fun coming up with funny titles for Country songs. Add to this, I think it is fun.....
Beautiful songs like "I was breast fed by My Grandma"
&...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:39:00 GMT |
Guys Hate Sex. Little known secret. |
You females have it all wrong. You think your guy and ALL guys are just after one thing...Sex. Not true. Actually I speak for all guys when I say ALL we want is a girl with a good pe...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 17:29:00 GMT |
