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You have no idea how hard it is to describe yourself. (Or do you? Since you've probably got a MySpace too - you're awesome!) So I'll let someone else do it for me - like my second personality. Here she goes:
I'm a motherfucker on a motorcycle. I once thought that being 6 foot was tall, but since about 1/3 of the guys at work are taller than me, I feel really short all of a sudden. I'd like to think that my brain power is bigger than theirs though - well, at least my ego is!
I'm completely anal about so many things. For instance: I hate it when people laugh and follow by saying "That's funny!!!!!!". I always think to myself "Yeah I know, you were laughing, so y'know, there's a pretty good indication".
My IQ is definitely higher, lower or equal to yours. I have owned at least two Mensa quiz books in my time. Yes, I bought them with my own hard-earned. And neither of them have been completed.
My penis isn't actually the length of the distance between my thumb and forefinger. You'll probably never find out if it's longer or shorter. I have to admit though - I do have good hands, when playing poker.
It only just occurred to me that my life was very nearly on the border of being over when it was discovered that I had some kind of 'growth' almost filling my left sinus completely. The surgeon pretty much had to lift one side of my face off to get it out. It turned out that it was a keratocyst, which was benign. Now looking back, I realise that I really should have found the whole process more distressing. Then it came back, and I had to go thru the pain all over again. Funny stuff ;-)
I don't just spend all of my time in front of a computer. I do sleep. And work a job that doesn't involve a computer at all. Pfft.
Wish I had more good looking friends. You know how you see TV shows and everyone's hot? I need some hot friends. Or perhaps I'm better off with really ugly friends, because the contrast could make me look much better looking. I'm not really that shallow, just desperate!!!
My taste in music and film varies a hell of a lot. I'm not following any particular trend, AKA the top 40 or whatever. In fact, I mostly despise the mainstream stuff thanks to the crowd it attracts and the image it promotes.
How long is my About Me section? Try contacting me instead!