Tiffany

I'm like no one you have ever or will ever meet in your life. I rarely get attached to anything or anyone. I love change, but despise transition. I've moved over 12 times in two years. I'm a drifter. I've wanted to be one my whole life. I don't like being tied down and stickin' around in one place too long. Chalk it up to never really finding something that kept my interest or maybe I've just really never gave a damn, but either way I love everything about my life. I love new things, but I hate shopping. It's become quite the dilema. Food is amazing, but I refuse to cook unless I have someone to cook for. Trust me, I know how...but it grosses me out. I'm originally from Oklahoma, moved to Oregon, now I'm back and having the time of my life. I'm learning that people are the same pretty much where ever you go. And that's perfectly okay. I love assholes. No joke. I think they're the funniest people in the world. I take pride in being the ass of everyone's jokes. I'm clumsy as hell and I love falling down. Drinking is pretty much my career. I love my daytime job though. Working has never been an issue for me. I love gettin' paid, even more, working for what I have. I dont ask that the world be handed to me on a silver platter, I can buy my own everything. I can't lie though, I love being treated every once in a while. I have my problems. Everyone does. But I tend to throw a short fit and brush it off like nothing ever happened. Drama cracks me up. I'm never the center of it...I just love to watch it all play out. I think it's hilarious how wrapped up in stupid things people will get. My guilty pleasures are extremely odd: mcdonalds, the smell of freshly cut lawns, MAC lip gloss, tequila, comfy slippers, bottled water and the mornings I wake up not knowing where I am or what I did the night before. I love meeting new people, but I'm not good at getting to know them. I'll never fail to surprise you. I'm just that damn cool.