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Monica

What if my aunt had balls? She'd be my uncle.

About Me

I'm Italian for starters . . . & really, if I want you to know anything else about me, I'll let you know.
"Because it is my name! Because I cannot have another in my life! Because I lie & sign myself to lies! Because I am not worth the dust on the feet of them that hang! How may I live without my name? I have given you my soul; leave me my name!" ~ John Proctor, from The Crucible
This is one of my favorite pictures, it was taken by Greek photographer Yannis Kontos in a collection of photos he calls Life As An Amputee.
Apparently, the following may delve into my inner psyche. Take it as you will.
Sun Sign: Aries
Sun 6° Aries 51' Aries Horoscope
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Moon Sign: Libra
Moon 29° Libra 51' Libra Horoscope
for today »
Rising Sign: Cancer
Ascendant 23° Cancer 53' Cancer Horoscope
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You Are An ENFP
The Inspirer
You love being around people & you are deeply committed to your friends.
You are also unconventional, irreverent, & unimpressed by authority & rules.
Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives.
You happen to use a lot of colorful language & expressions, which makes you quite the storyteller!
In love, you are quite the charmer. Without a doubt, you are definitely willing to risk your heart. However, you often don't follow through with your flirting or professed feelings. You also tend to break a lot of hearts.
At work, you are driven, but not a workaholic. You just always seem to enjoy what you do. At best, you would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist.
How you see yourself: compassionate, unselfish, & understanding.
When other people don't get you, they see you as: gushy, emotional, & unfocused.

My Interests

Theatre (watching & participating), movies, music, traveling, sight-seeing, reading (to the dismay of some), writing, poetry, & enjoying life with close friends & family.

I'd like to meet:

I'll give you two guesses & the first one doesn't count.

So yeah, sometimes I just can't help myself. Eh. It makes me happy.

Below are links (if you click on the banners) to a couple of organizations that I think are worth a look. There are also other various links to other organizations else-where on my page. They're easy to find. Enjoy & try to learn something.

Music:


|| Guns N' Roses
// Mötley Crüe
|| Skid Row
// Massimo Ranieri
|| Adriano Celentano
// Eros Ramazzotti
|| Maná
// Laura Pausini
|| Lacuna Coil
// Within Temptation
|| Nightwish
// Iridio
|| Evanescence
// Daft Punk
|| Cassius
// The Postal Service
|| Peaches
// Goldfrapp
|| The Murmurs
// Sacha Sacket
|| Coldplay
// Damien Rice
|| AFI
// Enrico Nascimbeni
|| Alessandro Safina
// Nek
|| Shakira
// Dead Dolphins
|| Shadows Fall
// Orgy
|| Deftones
// Hanoi Rocks
|| Led Zeppelin
// Mountain
|| The Doors
// Pixies
|| Badly Drawn Boy
// The Devlins
|| Joseph Arthur
// Dandy Warhols
|| Santana
// Generation X/Billy Idol
|| The Beatles
// The Who
|| Jimi Hendrix
// Gin Blossoms
|| Hootie & The Blowfish
// Type O Negative
|| Chimaira
// Black Label Society
|| Velvet Revolver
// Smashing Pumpkins
|| Goo Goo Dolls
// Audioslave
|| Alabina
// Andrea Boccelli
|| Chevelle
// Mudvayne
|| Adema
// INXS
|| Incubus
// Soundgarden
|| Tool
// Radiohead
|| Korn
// Blondie
|| ABBA
// Simon & Garfunkel
|| The Turtles
// Young Rascals
|| Rod Stewart
// Pat Benatar
|| Judas Priest
// Queen
|| Elvis Presley
// ZZ Top
|| Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
// Pantera
|| Stone Temple Pilots
// Iron Maiden
|| Black Sabbath/Ozzy Osbourne
// Deep Purple
|| Cheap Trick
// AC/DC
|| Kiss
// Pink Floyd
|| Van Halen
// Alice In Chains
|| Jane's Addiction
// The Ramones
|| Hamid El Shaeri
// Abdy
|| Rachid Taha
// Dania
|| Thin Lizzy
// Lynyrd Skynyrd
|| Alice Cooper
// UFO
|| Queensryche
// Craig Armstrong
|| William Orbit
// Mozart
|| Beethoven
// Metisse
|| Dido
// Mandalay
|| Portishead
// Olive
|| Loreena McKennitt
// Dead Milkmen
|| Everclear
// Oasis
|| Lit
// Fear Factory
|| Muse
// The Eagles
|| The Clash
// Sex Pistols
|| Dead Kennedys
// Stiff Little Fingers
|| Stranglers
// Björk
|| Creedence Clearwater Revival
// David Bowie
|| U2
// Tears For Fears
|| Anti-Nowhere League
// Damned
|| Sham 69
// New York Dolls
|| Primus
// Anthrax
|| Katatonia
// Lamb Of God
|| Bruce Springsteen
// Big Country
|| Sting/The Police
// Peter Gabriel
|| Bryan Adams
// Phil Collins
|| Sarah McLachlan
// Tori Amos
|| Lee Ann Womack
// Lifehouse
|| Iron & Wine
// Oleander
|| Godsmack
// Slipknot
|| White/Rob Zombie
// Marilyn Manson
|| Slayer
// Megadeth
|| Living Colour
// The Rolling Stones
|| Twisted Sister
// Jethro Tull
|| Heart
// Journey
|| Annie Lennox
// Blue Öyster Cult
|| Scorpions
// The Kinks
|| Ted Nugent
// Blaqk Audio
|| Beck
// Foo Fighters
|| Nirvana
// Pearl Jam
|| Nine Inch Nails
// In Flames
|| Killswitch Engage
// Beastie Boys
|| Red Hot Chili Peppers
// Prince
|| New Order/Joy Division
// A Perfect Circle
|| Emerson Drive
// Great Big Sea
|| Rufus Wainwright
// Martina Topley-Bird
|| Franz Ferdinand
// Israel Kamakawiwo'ole
|| The Cranberries
// Alanis Morissette
|| The Eurythmics
// Information Society
|| Duran Duran
// Human League
|| Mark Isham
// Gustavo Santaolalla
|| Queensryche
// Violent Femmes
|| The Psychedelic Furs
// Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
|| Sonic Youth
// Sugar Hill Gang
|| Grand Master Flash/The Furious 5
// Run DMC
|| Toad The Wet Sprocket
// Grandadbob
|| Le Tigre
// Tegan & Sara
|| Amy Cook
// The Dirtmitts
|| After Forever
// Static-X
|| Rammstein
// Opeth
|| Disturbed . . .

Movies:

// Mambo Italiano
|| Transamerica
// 1408
|| La Mala Educación
// Before Sunrise
|| Before Sunset
// Lost & Delirious
|| Fiddler On The Roof
"<[i>to God] I know, I know. We are Your chosen people. But, once in a while, can't You choose someone else?" ~ Tevye (Topol) from Fiddler On The Roof
// La Vita E Bella
|| About A Boy
// Common Ground
|| Blazing Saddles
// Some Kind Of Wonderful
|| L'Ultimo Bacio
// Crash
|| All Of Me
"You may find this hard to believe, but 'fondling you' while you make pee-pee is not my idea of a good time." ~ Edwina Cutwater (Lily Tomlin) from All Of Me
// Io Non Ho Paura
|| Bullets Over Broadway
// Stand By Me
|| Overboard
// American Beauty
|| That Old Feeling
// Amadeus
|| My Cousin Vinny
"<[i>about his secondhand suit, which has an 18th-century look & is red] I bought a suit. You seen it. Now it's covered in mud. This town doesn't have a one hour cleaner so I had to buy a new suit, except the only store you could buy a new suit in has got the flu. Got that? The whole store got the flu so I had to get this in a second hand store. So it's either wear the leather jacket which I know you hate, or this. So I wore this ridiculous thing for you." ~ Vinny Gambini (Joe Pesci) from My Cousin Vinny
// In The Gloaming
|| Airplane
// Bang, Bang, You're Dead
|| Clueless
// Pretty Woman
|| Much Ado About Nothing
// Amelie
|| Bridget Jones's Diary
"You'll never get a boyfriend if you look like you wandered out of Auschwitz." ~ Pam Jones (Gemma Jones) from Bridget Jones's Diary
// The Crow
|| Disney's Robin Hood
// Frieda
|| Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask
// A Time To Kill
|| Pump Up The Volume
// Braveheart
|| Dead Poet's Society
"I close my eyes. His image floats beside me. A sweaty-toothed madman with a stare that pounds my brain . . . His hands reach out & choke me . . . Truth is like a blanket that always leaves your feet cold. . . . Stretch it, pull it, it will never cover any of us. Kick at it, beat at it, it will never be enough . . . From the moment we enter crying to the moment we leave dying, it will cover just your head as you wail & cry & scream!" ~ Todd Anderson (Ethan Hawke) from Dead Poet's Society
// Ever After
|| Beverly Hills Cop
// The Green Mile
|| The First Wives Club
// Interview With The Vampire
|| Untamed Heart
// Hook
|| High Fidelity
"Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut when I meet someone new? Well, I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, & frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains." ~ Rob Gordon (John Cusack) from High Fidelity
// Blow Dry
|| Say Anything . . .
// Glory
|| Shattered Glass
// Tea With Mussolini
|| The Brothers
// Weekend At Bernie's
|| Fletch
"Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo." ~ Fletch (Chevy Chase) from Fletch
// Some Like It Hot
|| The Robe
// Sometimes In April
|| A Fish Called Wanda
// Driving Miss Daisy
|| Now & Then
// The Rules Of Engagement
|| French Kiss
"When people tell me they are happy my ass begins to twitch." ~ Luc (Kevin Kline) from French Kiss
// Trading Places
|| The Unsaid
// A Little Princess
|| Tuesdays With Morrie
// Stir Crazy
|| Midnight In The Garden of Good & Evil
// The Secret Garden
|| Bent
"<[i>to Max who asked if Horst had ever seen him sunbathing naked]Well, actually I did. I saw you by the river. You were making a fool of yourself, & I said, someday I'll be in Dachau with that man moving rocks." ~ Horst (Lothaire Bluteau) from Bent
// My House In Umbria
|| Wayne's World
// Miss Congeniality
|| Yesterday's Children
// The Muppet Christmas Carol
|| Separate But Equal
// Nine To Five
|| Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
"[in a sarcastic tone to Harry who just confused 'talking money' for 'talking monkey'] Talking monkey, yeah, yeah. Came here from the future, ugly sucker, only says 'ficus'." ~ Perry (Val Kilmer) Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
// Black Beauty
|| Silver Streak
// Eye For An Eye
|| Lethal Weapon
// Wet Hot American Summer
|| Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead
// The Manchurian Candidate
|| In & Out
"I need a heterosexual male, code red!" ~ Emily (Joan Cusack) from In & Out
// St. Elmo's Fire
|| The Man In The Iron Mask
// The Lost Boys
|| Pride & Prejudice
// Married To It
|| Schindler's List
// P.S.
|| Notting Hill
"I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though." ~ Spike (Rhys Ifans) from Notting Hill
// Life As A House
|| See No Evil, Hear No Evil
// Clerks
|| Reality Bites
// Oscar
|| Iron Jawed Angels
// Love Actually
|| American History X
"Has anything you've done made your life better?" ~ Bob Sweeney (Avery Brooks) from American History X
// Monty Python
|| A League Of Their Own
// Romy & Michele's High School Reunion
|| Less Than Zero
// For Richer Or Poorer
|| You've Got Mail
// Dazed & Confused
|| While You Were Sleeping
"I like Mass better in Latin. It's nicer when you don't know what they're saying." ~ Elsie (Glynis Johns) from While You Were Sleeping
// JFK
|| Coming To America
// Philadelphia
|| Pretty In Pink
// Sophie's Choice
|| Dogma
// House Of Sand & Fog
|| The Princess Bride
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die." ~ Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patinkin) from The Princess Bride
// Serendipity
|| Fight Club
// The Laramie Project
|| Something's Gotta Give
// In the Bedroom
|| Fast Times At Ridgemont High
// The Barbarian Invasions
|| My Fellow Americans
"I think I got a chunk of purple mountain's majesty up my ass" ~ Matt Douglas (James Garner) from My Fellow Americans
// The Secret Of My Success
|| Primal Fear
// Gross Point Blank
|| Courage Under Fire
// Private Benjamin
|| To Sir, With Love
// The Odd Couple
|| Twelfth Night: Or What You Will
"The more fool, madonna, to mourn for your brother's soul being in heaven." ~ Feste (Ben Kingsley) from Twelfth Night: Or What You Will
// Death At A Funeral
|| Sixteen Candles
// Barbarella
|| Young Frankenstein
// Runaway Bride
|| Clue
// Ghosts Of Mississippi
|| Better Off Dead
"Two brothers . . . One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me . . . Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?" ~ Lane Myer (John Cusack) from Better Off Dead
// Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves
|| Bird On A Wire
// Snatch
|| Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
// Conspiracy Theory
|| Four Weddings & A Funeral
// Stigmata
|| Out To Sea
"No such thing as too late. That's why they invented death." ~ Charlie (Walter Matthau) from Out To Sea
// Galaxy Quest
|| Empire Of The Sun
// Heathers
|| The Pelican Brief
// Forever Young
|| Caddyshack
// The Merchant Of Venice
|| The Usual Suspects
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist." ~ Verbal Kint (Kevin Spacey) from The Usual Suspects
// The Motorcycle Diaries
|| Secretary
// Il Postino
|| Oliver Twist
// Buffy The Vampire Slayer
|| The Prestige
// Being John Malkovich
|| Dangerous Beauty . . .
"I confess that as a young girl I loved a man who would not marry me for want of a dowry. I confess I had a mother who taught me a different way of life . . . I confess I became a courtesan, traded yearning for power, welcomed many rather than be owned by one. I confess I embraced a whore's freedom over a wife's obedience. I confess I find more ecstacy in passion than in prayer. Such passion is prayer . . . You, all of you, you who hunger so for what I give yet cannot bear to see that kind of power in a woman. You call God's greatest gift - ourselves, our yearning, our need to love - you call it filth & sin & heresy . . . I repent there was no other way open to me. I do not repent my life." ~ Veronica Franco (Catherine McCormack) from Dangerous Beauty

Television:

|| I Love Lucy
"I need a copy of the marriage license for Lucille MacGillicudy; what? M-A-C, ah Gillicudy. Right & Ricardo Ricardo y Acha. Acha, Acha; thank you, but I wasn't sneezing." ~ Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz) from I Love Lucy
// Golden Girls
"Why do blessings wear disguises? If I were a blessing, I'd run around naked." ~ Sophia Petrillo (Estelle Getty) from Golden Girls
|| Monty Python's Flying Circus
"We interrupt this program to annoy you & make things generally irritating." ~ BBC Announcer (Eric Idle) from Monty Python's Flying Circus
// Two Guys & A Girl
"Ashley, if you're here, who's running hell?" Pete Dunville (Richard Ruccolo) from Two Guys & A Girl
|| How I Met Your Mother
"<[i>after Robin refuses to say 'booger' on the news] What? Journalist? You do the little fluff pieces at the end of the news: old people, babies, monkeys. That's not journalism. That's just things in a diaper." ~ Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris) from How I Met Your Mother
// Seinfeld
"<[i>at a confessional] I need to talk to you about my friend, Dr. Tim Whatley. I think he's converted to Judaism just for the jokes <[i>priest asks "& this offends you as a Jewish person?"] No, this offends me as a comedian." ~ Jerry Seinfeld from Seinfeld
|| Home Improvement
"<[i>teaching a lesson to Mark] There's two different types of pain. Pain & man pain. <[i>Mark asks "What's man pain?"] Man pain is when you do something stupid." ~ Tim Taylor (Tim Allen) from Home Improvement
// Friends
"Okay, you have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistence." ~ Chandler Bing (Matthew Perry) from Friends
|| Whose Line Is It Anyway?
"<[i>Ryan singing] I've got to tell you something, tell me what you think/<[i>Wayne singing "What I think?"]/But first pour me a stiff hard drink/I'm in love with my shoes & I don't know how/It's a shame they had to kill 47 cows." ~ Ryan Stiles from Whose Line . . . ?
// House M.D.
"<[i>someone is groaning in the restroom stall] Good Lord, are you having a bowel movement or a baby?" ~ Dr. Gregory House (Hugh Laurie) from House M.D.
|| Real Time With Bill Maher
"New rule: Cornbread isn't bread. It's cake." ~ Bill Maher from Real Time With Bill Maher
// Carnivàle
"When it comes to livin', dying is the easy part." ~ Samson (Michael J. Anderson) from Carnivàle
|| Dead Like Me
"This is where I felt it the first time. The universe was cocking the fuck-with-me gun." ~ George (Ellen Muth) from Dead Like Me
// Monk
"Speed dating? No, no, that's like Dante's Seventh Circle of Hell." ~ Adrian Monk (Tony Shalhoub) from Monk
|| The 4400
// Queer As Folk
"I tune out self-pity, it makes my dick soft." ~ Brian Kinney (Gale Harold) from Queer As Folk
|| The L Word
"Sexuality is fluid. Whether you're gay, or you're straight, or you're bisexual - you just go with the flow." ~ Shane McCutcheon (Katherine Moennig) from The L Word
//Law & Order: SVU
"Civil liberties, good. Lawyers, bad." ~ John Munch (Richard Belzer) from Law & Order: SVU
|| Unsolved Mysteries
// History Channel

Books:


La Divina Comedia
~Dante Alighieri

The Chronicles Of Narnia
~C.S. Lewis

The Count Of Monte Cristo
~Alexandre Dumas

The Da Vinci Code
~Dan Brown

Pride & Prejudice
~Jane Austen

The Crucible
~Arthur Miller

Angels & Demons
~Dan Brown

The Catcher In The Rye
~J.D. Salinger

Julius Caesar
~William Shakespeare

The Mists Of Avalon
~Marion Zimmer Bradley

Anna Karenina
~Leo Tolstoy

We, The Divided Self
~John Watkins & Rhonda Johnson

Invisible Man
~Ralph Ellison . . .

Heroes:

|| My family
// Leonardo Da Vinci
|| Emma Goldman
// Martin Luther King Jr.
|| Veronica Franco
// Mahatma Gandhi
|| Eleanor Roosevelt
// Salvador Dalí
|| Karl Marx
// John F. Kennedy
|| Sojourner Truth
// Medgar Evers
|| Nelson Mandela
// Albert Schweitzer
|| Francesco di Assisi

My Blog

Vaginas & Burnt Toast . . .

So I thought this was as good a time as ever to reflect on the happenings of this week . . .My new rule: don't heat up a towel in the microwave for a friend who's feeling sick, you'll end up with the ...
Posted by Monica on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 02:20:00 PST

This is amazing . . .

Thank Danielle for this find, happy 21st my dear!!! ...
Posted by Monica on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 12:02:00 PST

Astrological Driving

Astrological Driving, have fun with these . . . Allstate's Ranking:Best To Worst Drivers By Astrological Sign(No. 1 - Best, No. 12 - Worst)No. 1 - Aries:Rams tend to be in a rush to get to every desti...
Posted by Monica on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 03:09:00 PST

Something I needed . . .

I know most of you, if not all, won't understand any of the following lyrics (even if you do know Italian, the majority of them are in a dialect), but it's just something I needed right now, feeling a...
Posted by Monica on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 01:35:00 PST

Insulting but quite possibly true (nevertheless amusing)

Take it with a grain of salt & enjoy: HEAVEN IS WHERE . . . The police are British, The cooks are Italian, The lovers are French, The mechanics are German, And it's all organized by the Swiss...
Posted by Monica on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 08:14:00 PST

Airline Cabin Announcements

Airline Cabin AnnouncementsAll too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have bee...
Posted by Monica on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 12:43:00 PST

Lumberjacks & Racists

Racist Word Association Interview Interviewer.....Chevy ChaseMr. Wilson.....Richard Pryor Interviewer: "Alright, Mr. Wilson, you've done just fine on the Rorshach . . . your papers are in good...
Posted by Monica on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 12:56:00 PST

Richard Pryor: I Ain't Dead Yet, .*%$.@!!

Richard Pryor Quotes: "I went to Zimbabwe . . . I know how white people feel in America now, relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me!" "When you ain't got n...
Posted by Monica on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 06:19:00 PST

Eh, take it or leave it, enjoy it or piss off . . .

I have a thing with quotes (some of you may or may not have noticed). I suddenly had the urge to post some before I take off for my "thrill ride" of a weekend. Hope you all enjoy! Quotes by George Ca...
Posted by Monica on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 05:38:00 PST