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About Me

AH AHUM... My name is Matt "Dick In Yo Mouth" Evans, and im nobodys bitch. I have a best friend named Andrew "Butt naked fo nobody" Montgomery.I have had my fair share of relationships, but in the end, god put me on this earth for all da bitches to enjoy, not one, mo fuckas. So i may have long hair, i might dress different then you, or listin to music you dont agree with, but the truth of the matter is, i dont give a fuck what you or any of you friends think. It has come to my attention that the reason i have so many people that love and would do anything for me, is because i am myself. And every second i waste giving a shit about what you think, is a second that i could put to better use by telling you to fuck off. But, really, im a lovable, sexy ass mo fucka who's hung like a goddamn whale, and im not talkin killer, im talkin blue whale NIGGA. no im just playing,. . . but seriously i am. So, thats me, LATER BITCHES. (Sponsored by the andrew montgomery corporation, any illegal reproduction of this shit will result in you getting you faggot ass mo fuckin self beat down, nigga, P.S., have a merry mo fuckin christmas) written by Matts buisness associate and side kick, Andrew "All Balls" Montgomery, NIGGGGGGGGAAAAAAA

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Im Just a Figment of Your Imagination

Im Just a Figment of Your ImaginationHelplessly you carry me to bedIm an infant just waiting to be dropped on my headBut when you lay me down Ill be still awakeYoull never come back and I am so af...
Posted by on Mon, 18 May 2009 11:54:00 GMT

Treadmill (Finish where you started)

Treadmill (Finish where you started) Youve grown old of this love bingeingGuess its not a feeling meant for two so you just dumb yours down the sinkBut Im guilty to the acquisitions of absolutely n...
Posted by on Mon, 18 May 2009 11:48:00 GMT

Deer In The Headlights

Deer in the HeadlightsStair in your eyesYour sun has setYour paddling out westA pathetic disguise Watching the golden sand turn into mudJust like you didYou spent your yearsSpreading hate and tearsYou...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jan 2009 10:44:00 GMT

Stomach This

Stomach This You point the wrong way On the wrong day There's no second chance to keep the fingers on your hands You said the wrong thingsThat you wouldn't say to someone's faceI'll grab you by the t...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 2009 04:05:00 GMT

Youll hold you in... Ill turn you out

You'll hold you in& I'll turn you outI rely on dreaming To give my life meaning And pretend it's worth living Dreams change like flowers in a veil But only because you don't want to admit you failed ...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Dec 2008 04:47:00 GMT

Song I just wrote called "Roll Up Your Sleeves"

Roll Up Your SleevesI'm just a scarecrow Left in one place, stuffed with straw and leaves With no way to say no So tear me apart and take what you want from me Can't even bend an elbow So light a mat...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Dec 2008 02:32:00 GMT