About Me

FIRST OF ALL!!!

If you're on my friends list. You're someone I actually know and correspond with. If you're someone I don't know, send me a message. I like making new friends and I'll add you to the list after I talk to ya for a while and actually become friends with you. But don't go trying to get onto my friends list without being my friend first. That's lame.

On with the show

48%
Butter Fingers
People Iced: Forty Four
Car Bombs Planted: Three
Favorite Weapon Bowling Balls
Arms Broken: Four
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Seven
Tongues Cut Off: Eleven
Biggest Enemy: The Gent
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AWSOME-GAME
How to make a Isaac
Ingredients:
3 parts intelligence
1 part crazyiness
5 parts energy
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Top it off with a sprinkle of emotion and enjoy!
Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can make me laugh by doing the simpliest of things. Someone who is kind and thoughtful. Someone that is not judgemental or closed minded. Someone that likes to act completely silly and at other times can have a reasonably intelligent conversation.

Oh... yeah... and Ryan Renolds... I'd like to meet him too..

Isaac on Dating:

There are certain characteristics we find appealing in a person that we cannot control very easily. Attraction to someone's personality and their appearance are both necessary. We must be physically, emotionally, and sexually attracted to our partner. While physical attraction is important there is so much more to a relationship that I think is much more important. Open and honest communication. The ability to be able to say anything you're thinking to your partner and not fear them judging or criticising you. Absolute trust, no matter what happened, no matter what the situation. You must have absolute trust in each other. If you don't have that, then you're relationship will be a rollercoaster of issues, conflict, and insecurity.

What else can I say? I'm a really outgoing person. So I find that I bond very well with outgoing and adventurous people. I'm very open minded and I like being around other open minded people. I'm not judgemental. I have a very secure belief that I don't care what other people do as long as they don't hurt anyone else doing it. I value tollerance and diversity. I grew up in chapter 7 jeans and on a skate board, started high school in the punk scene, ended high school going to too many raves. Now if you see me on the street I look like everyone else (almost)... Ah... to return to youth...

I suppose I could go on for a while.. but why don't you just say hi and get to know me.

My Blog

Back to the basics... my cock.

So I was thinking, they make everything on the planet to keep a person warm except for one. Beyond just normal clothes, but they make gloves, scarves, hats, jump suits, moon boots (which rule, I miss...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Jul 2009 12:25:00 GMT

Cops... and cry babies who'll regret it.

So I'm watching cops....... oh and hello readers since I haven't written in a while, complaints can be phoned in to 877-FUCK-YOU........ and so they show this guy who gets busted for a bunch of cocai...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Jul 2009 18:35:00 GMT

Ok ok ok... I had to post this...

Ok.... if you haven't seen that dumb ass commercial on TV for the Snuggie blanket... you know the blanket with arms that basically looks like you're wearing a robe backwards... well... someone did thi...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 11:14:00 GMT

Fine... I’ll save the fuckin’ economy...

Bail outs... Wall street wants a bail out... the Banks want a bail out... now the American car companies want a bail out... well you know what?! I get hard at work all the time and no...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 17:20:00 GMT

I have so much pent up... I want to explode all over you...

First off... I have a new nickname... or rather... a new initial... I'm going to start signing my credit card receipts with a giant M... you know... like one of the M's in M&Ms... Why do you ask?&...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 17:01:00 GMT

Great explorer are allowed to name discoveries... Im calling mine... Moby Dick.

Throughout history people have made great discoveries. Those right-place right-time individuals have always been given the honor of being allowed to pick the formalized name for their discovery...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 14:34:00 GMT

Whats hotter? Underage girls in their undies or big floating turds?

So in honor of the hilarity of this comment that I saw, and immediately posted on several of my friends myspace pages, Tom and I have decided that we will all take "myspace pose" photos with big massi...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:24:00 GMT

Recanting on my earlier statement...

For years and years and years I've been stern-footed about what behavior is and is not appropriate in the bathroom. Such as telephone use. Don't call me while you're pooping... or peeing.....
Posted by on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 15:26:00 GMT

Maybe I am part lizard...

I rarely remember my dreams. And when I do remember them, they're vague blurs that I forget within about twenty minutes. Sort of like when I masturbate. But lastnight... or this morn...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 06:48:00 GMT

Pimp my car? No... Pimp my dick!

Apparently pimping is the latest rage. Simply put. Pimping means to take any bland item and superficially decorate it to have some type of appeal to people. Thank you popular culture...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:01:00 GMT