Joe Foley [-Deceptionist-] - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I AM REVEREND J.M. FOLEY, THE BROTHER OF SHANNON AND KIDD CHRIS, THE SON OF JIM, AND GRANDSON OF MOM-MOM. WATCH YOUR BACK, I KNOW PEOPLE.

"joe foley is a wirey irishman who knows nothing but booze and ken shamrock." - Leesa

LEESA (5:32:34 PM): my mom HAS to hit on you.
LEESA (5:32:41 PM): :O
FOLEY (5:23:36 PM): yeah...your mom wants me
LEESA (5:32:59 PM): you were like "is your mom asking me to call her?"

"I can never get a good picture of you b/c you're always giving me the finger" - Mother Foley

I Sometimes come off as offensive... That's because you don't have a sense of humor.

My Interests

You interest me a lot... I like to solve puzzles.

I'd like to meet:

.... HMMMMMM... I'd like to meet a girl my age that can rock a bow in her hair... It's not you, so leave me alone!

Music:

The Pogues, The Chieftains, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, Pully, Me First, No Use, Lagwagon...and then some

eat some potatoes you stupid drunken irish fuck.,.. have fun with your irish my space group... at least ypou know you womn't be the only drunk one that's part of it... later-Dumpy

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Ghostbusters, Spaceballs, Swingers, MADE, Snatch

Television:

HOUSE!

Books:

Job (from the holy bible), Mind Over Matters - Michael J. Nelson, The Rants - Dennis Miller, The Tick: Mighty Blue Justice

Heroes:

THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!, Mr. Perfect, mom-mom and pop-pop, and Steve Philleo

My Blog

Stick It To The MAN!!!

This is my current balance at sprint...as you can see I have a credit of $434.42. Here are the steps to make this happen for you =) 1.) Be with Sprint long enough where you can get a swee...
Posted by Joe Foley [-Deceptionist-] on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 05:46:00 PST

Everyone needs to watch this.. It’s like.... Some new law.

Metal By Numbers Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Joe Foley [-Deceptionist-] on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:07:00 PST

Joe (editied) Rogan Vs. Carlos

Here we see how "comedian" Carlos Mencia is exposed for steeling jokes. Carlos Mencia is to comedy as Mili Vanili is to music. ...
Posted by Joe Foley [-Deceptionist-] on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 11:44:00 PST

Trust The Foley Touch

I'm writing a blog while I'm at midas getting an inspection. I would just like to warn you all just to not ever bother getting an inspection on a saturday. My check engine light is o...
Posted by Joe Foley [-Deceptionist-] on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 12:42:00 PST

Uhhm.. SLEEP!

For 3 days I've been sleeping no more than 3hrs in a row.. Let me give you an example.. Friday morning I come home from workin' 3rd shift.. I don't fall asleep 'till the afternoon.. at like 1.. so I s...
Posted by Joe Foley [-Deceptionist-] on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 07:12:00 PST

Could use a burger right now!

it's 9:30 in the AM and I'm really craving a burger right now.. I called off to work last night because I can't breathe without caughing, and if it doesn't annoy everyone else, it sure does annoy me. ...
Posted by Joe Foley [-Deceptionist-] on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 06:39:00 PST

Theology Of My Childhood

As a child I would beg my parents for this one toy that would make me happy for the rest of my life. Eventually my birthday or Christmas would come around and by then I would want a different to...
Posted by Joe Foley [-Deceptionist-] on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 05:37:00 PST

My Friends are Lovely

ballerinaASSASIN: happybirthday.me: Call me if you wanna hang out.4915236ballerinaASSASIN: i came home so i could send you a msg to say happybirthday at exactly midnight.AER520: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!...
Posted by Joe Foley [-Deceptionist-] on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 06:08:00 PST

Riot at Punk Concert, Riot on MySpace

Last night at British Invasion 2k6 A Riot broke out and it's all over the national news... Police busted in with Tear Gas and some squad cars got all jacked up...Now before they take the myspace page ...
Posted by Joe Foley [-Deceptionist-] on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 07:30:00 PST

Random Bloviation

Has the menu changed a lot at the local fast food restaurants?.. Because it seems that everytime I go into a Burger King there's someone in front of me that hasn't been there before... or perhaps they...
Posted by Joe Foley [-Deceptionist-] on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 02:10:00 PST