"Alcoholics are people who have quit. We're drunks."
Starship is made up of the following fantasticness:
HAYLEY
Fantastically animal-crazy lady with too many pets for anyone's own good. Aspiration for dog training and animal behavior. Loves photography and pretending she's good at it. Often sings maniacally throughout the house. Often falls asleep at parties.
MARY
Crafty lady with a knack for writing. Loves her cat more than anything or anyone. Tends to make funny noises maniacally thoughout the house on a regular basis. Good at making and enforcing rules. Don't fuck with.
RISHI
An intelligent and attractive man with a good head on his shoulders. Knows what he wants and how and when to best get it. Street wise and confident. Likes his belly rubbed and sleeping in intriguing positions.
BUTTONS
Full of energy and very athletic. She's your best friend unless you are a young child, elderly person or a dog outside the fence and she might think you're weird and should go away. Don't be offended, she warms up easily if you're nice. Will forever hate you if you're a jerk, though. Don't even pretend. Sometimes tinkles when excited.
ATHENA
Fat. Likes to eat. Extremely loving and affectionate, especially if you intend to feed her. Has a good sense of humor and is not easily embarrassed. Slightly accident-prone.
DENALI
Sassy little lady with a bad eye. Still extremely adorable sans said eye. Will smack you around for your food (adorably, though). Rather independant and completely straight edge (refuses drugs). Default pirate of the house; aye matey.
TALIESIN
Grumpy old man. Likes affection, then likes to hit you out of nowhere for touching him. Slightly (understatement) insane. But cute.
GWYDION
Baby of the house! Gwyd loves attention, and is often seen running around tackling/chewing on/playing with things as if he had no attention span. Actually has no attention span. Disgustingly cute. Ninja in training.
