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Guitarded

shakedown1979

About Me

*i am a villafuerte
*i wish i was a pirate
*i like rhum and brandy. but mostly rhum.
*i think the smashingpumpkins are the greatest band in the whole fucking universe
*playin guitar is better than any drug
*i started the blackplague in 1340
*i was hitler's cyanide dealer
*i'm the real slim shady
*i crashed the hindenburg
*i am that squiggly line in your eye goo
*i painted the portrait of dorian gray
*i taught kennedy's assasin how to 'clean'
*i stole odyesseus' maps
*i am the first monkey to go into space
*i invented post-its
*i can teach you how to lie
"May the wind always be at your back and the sun upon your face. And may the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars" -George Jung

time for cake and sodomy.

My Interests

Start swimming towards the sun
I'll race you to the edge of the universe

-my dream (tuesday, october 2/3 2006)
"Without music, life would not be fair" -Nietzsche
*my gibson voodoo explorer
*my BOSS ME-50
*rhum/coke
*AMF's
*JackDaniels
*lefty skinheads
*existensialism
*setting myself on fire
*vivid dreams
*lucid dreams
*closet monsters
*finding an unexpected stash of any drug in my room
*puppies!
*reptiles
*angels and demons
*the high-pitched feedback a guitar makes when you put on lots of distortion and stand infront of the amp
*sex,drugs,rock n' roll
*vampires
*mixing uppers and downers
*the smell of wet grass after a rainstorm
*the sound of a violin
*millisecond shooting or falling stars
*the sound of the waves crashing onto the shore
*mockery
*useless things
*van gogh
*surrealism
*weed
*more weed
*waking up with no hangover
*a wasted weekend with buds
*sunrise
*sunset
*bañohits
*armies of cigarettes
*an occasional cigar
*unconditional violence
*pescotarianism
*that certain rush of adrenaline you get after gettin a piercing
*the pain of a new tattoo

I'd like to meet:

Billy Corgan, Maynard James Kennan, Edward Norton, Hunter S. Thompson, Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Bob Marley, Carlos Santana, Anne Rice, George Jung, and you too, i guess.

Music:


**Zwan
**Orgy
**BillyCorgan
**AufderMaur
**SigurRós
**TheShins
**TheFlamingLips
**Placebo
**GoodspeedYouBlackEmperor!
**ExplosionsInTheSky
**TheCure
**TheDoors
**NOFX
**Tool
**DeathAngel
**ManuChao
**Giardini Di Mirò
**The Misfits
**7YearBitch
**Apocalyptica
**DeathFromAbove1979
**BikiniKill
**TheDistillers
**ModestMouse
**AufDerMaur
**Beck
**Bush
**Nirvana
**Garbage
**GWAR
**Santana
**ExplosionsInTheSky
**JimiHendrix
**APerfectCircle
**RedHotChiliPeppers
**AC/DC
**ScreamingTrees
**MarilynManson
**SonicYouth
**JackJohnson
**JeffBuckley
**JesseCook
**PearlJam
**GreenJello
**AliceInChains
**Mr.Big
**Rammstein
**30SecondsToMars
**TenaciousD
**TheLostProphets(everythin from StartSomething and earlier)
**Megadeth
**Hole
**SystemOfaDown(BEFORE mesmerize)
**SexPistols
**RobZombie
**WhiteZombie
**Sublime
**StraylightRun
**Metallica(nothing from st.anger and onwards)
**BobMarley
**Kaki_King
**AsILayDying
**BabesInToyland
**AlanisMorisette
**Oasis
**DaveMatthewsBand
**ThePostalService
**Tiesto
**Chicane
**Jamiroquai
**PaulVanDyk
**MinistryOfSound
**CaféDelMar
etc..
oh yea.. and any artist that plays nuevo flamenco.
those guys are fuckin badass..especially jesse cook

Movies:

Blow
Spun
Aeon Flux
Girl, Interrupted
The Beach
Hard Candy
SE7EN
Cruel Intentions
Dawn of the Dead
The Illusionist
Edward Scissorhands
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fight Club
Garden State
Interview With The Vampire
Léon The Professional
Queen of the Damned
Requiem for a Dream
Trainspotting
V for Vendetta

Television:

Aeon Flux (90's mtv)
American Dad
Beavis and Butthead
Chapelle Show
Daria
Weeds
Drawn Together
Family Guy
F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
Futurama
Liquid Television
Lost
The Maxx
Prison Break
The Simpsons
Little Britain
Ren & Stimpy
Wonder Showzen

Books:

The Vampire Lestat
Interview With The Vampire
Queen of the Damned
Tale of the Body Thief
Memnoch the Devil
Angels & Demons
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Lolita
A Catcher In The Rye
The Odyssey
Bram Stoker's Dracula
Prozac Nation
The Little Prince
Darwin Awards

Heroes:


my brothersss!!!
Sophie!
MY HEROIN

WILLIAM PATRICK CORGAN
and of course

Anne Rice

My Blog

to the HOBONACIÓN

i am really really really going to miss you hobos and pirates!!keep our rhum and beer flowing, our smokes circling and our music loud until the day after the end of eternity. ...
Posted by Guitarded on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 01:05:00 PST

smash a pumpkin

is it just me or is the new lineup of the smashingpumpkins kinda lame? sure, billy corgans a fucking genius and so is jimmy chamberlin. but the new bassist and guitarist cant seem to match james and d...
Posted by Guitarded on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 03:40:00 PST

a rant: substance and smoke

you know what pisses me off?people who tell you to quit smokingi dont tell you people to START smoking do i? if you dont like the smokey air then go stand somewhere else! i dont care if your air is po...
Posted by Guitarded on Tue, 15 May 2007 04:17:00 PST

90s

goddamn the new milleniumeverythings got a lower case 'i'and everything tries to be depressing..like emoits not just that, you notice there are no more sitcoms?now its all just damn teen dramas and dr...
Posted by Guitarded on Sat, 12 May 2007 09:44:00 PST

ERA

this has been my most unhealthy week EVEReuphoria, mind alteration, impossible possibilities, dreams, stars, smoke, filters, ashes, roadtrips, foodtrips, shotguns, guitars, bands, strangers, aquainta...
Posted by Guitarded on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:46:00 PST

MUSIC OF TODAY

music of today:i think the music of today sucks.honestlyall these emo bands, screamo bands, pop punk bands..they make me ashamed of the human raceeverything went downhill when those genres rosespecifi...
Posted by Guitarded on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 07:07:00 PST

WATCH THIS..its effin sick...


Posted by Guitarded on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Almost Serious Suicide.

I ♥ FOAMY...
Posted by Guitarded on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST