Roxie

MyGen Profile Generator Well what to say. I'm a 5 year old English Bulldog that my mummy and daddy rescued back in January of 2006. Can you believe I almost died? Twice? Well more on that later actually. Anyhow, I come from a line of thirteen champions (my show name is Sherwood's Rosie Bandit) but because I was born with a slight cleft on my lip I was almost put down at birth! Luckily, my previous owner rescued me and raised me with two other bullies. I was always the smallest of the group and picked on so now I really try to be the alpha in everything. It gives my parents a headache when I try to keep the cats in line but man! They're cats! Don't they know they're trying to take over the world? Can you believe the Egyptians were stupid enough to worship them? Ugh! Anyhow, my mummy and daddy rescued me from my previous owner because she had a heart condition and couldn't take care of me. Ever since I've been spoiled rotten and living the life. They let me sleep on the bed, buy me Coach and Rhinestone collars. I even saw my mom considering a Louis Vuitton and Gucci collar for me. Can you believe it? Of course they punish me by a bath every two weeks and I HATE the car. That's where my second near death experience comes in. I don't like the heat at all and hate the car (I get really nervous and pant a lot). Well one day I got really hot and my throat started to swell. I couldn't breathe! Mummy and Daddy rushed me to the vet and they gave me shots and oxygen. It took them five shots to get me to go to sleep. Why on earth would they want to make me sleep? I'm trying to breathe here! Well mummy and daddy were various nervous and mummy cried an awful lot. Later that night they took me to another vet and I had to stay there overnight. The next morning they came to get me and I was fine! I dont know why they worried so much! The Vet guy said I had massive heatstroke and that I almost died but whatever, I think they just wanted me to go to bed early or something. Anyhow, I'm home now and they spoil me even more so (I guess to make up from the car ride! HA! I showed them!).