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Barbra Joan Streetsand

A CHEAP KNOCK-OFF OF THE REAL THING!!!

About Me

I HAVE LOVED BARBRA SINCE I CAN REMEMBER. MY DREAM FINALLY CAME TRUE WHEN I GOT TO SEE HER IN CONCERT AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN ON OCT 11 2006. ALTHOUGH I DIDN'T GO TO THE ONE THAT WENT DOWN IN INFAMY, I WENT TO THE VERY NEXT SHOW WHERE SHE EXPLAINED THAT "YOU CAN TAKE THE GIRL OUT OF BROOKLYN BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE BROOKLYN OUT OF THE GIRL." I DID, HOWEVER, MANAGE TO DOWNLOAD A VIDEO WITH THE COOL LITTLE DANCE MIX OF THE EXPLETIVES THAT WERE WELL CALLED FOR MIXED BY AN L.A. BASED DJ NAMED RevoLucian. I DO SOMETIMES FEEL GUILTY THAT I LEAVE IT ON THERE. I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO ASSOCIATE BARBRA WITH JUST THAT. SHE IS SO MUCH MORE! I SOMETIMES FEEL COMPELLED TO REMOVE IT BUT I REALIZE THAT THIS IS ALSO A PART OF WHO BARBRA IS, A STRONG PASSIONATE WOMAN WHO WILL FIGHT FOR WHAT SHE BELIEVES IN. SHE'S HAD TO FIGHT FOR MANY THINGS HER WHOLE LIFE WHETHER IT BE FOR HER INITIAL SUCCESS OR THE PRESS' UNFAIR PORTRAYAL OF HER AS A NASTY DIVA. PEOPLE SHOULD ALSO KNOW THAT THEY WILL BE ATTENDING A FUNDRAISER FOR BARBRA'S CAUSES WHEN THEY ATTEND ONE OF HER CONCERTS. THAT'S WHERE THE PROCEEDS GO. THAT'S WHY I KEEP THE STFU MIX OF BARBRA ON MY SITE. IT IS TO PAY HOMAGE TO HER RIGHT TO INVOLVE HER WHOLE LIFE'S PASSIONS IN HER PERFORMANCES. AFTER YEARS OF NOT PERFORMING MYSELF, I AM BACK ON STAGE IMPERSONATING BARBRA(STAGE FRIGHT AND ALL), PER POPULAR DEMAND. I'M IN NEW HAVEN CT FOR NOW. I LIVE WITH MY PARTNER OF 7 YEARS THIS COMING APRIL, STEVE, AND OUR SPOILED DOG COSMO. I LIKE TO BE A CLOWN AND HAVE FUN WHEREVER I GO. MY PHILOSOPHY IS: YOU CAN'T CONTROL SOME EVENTS THAT HAPPEN IN YOUR LIFE BUT YOU CAN CONTROL HOW YOU REACT TO THEM. LEMONADE IS EASIER TO SWALLOW THAN STRAIGHT LEMONS! SO BE OBNOXIOUS BE A LITTLE CHEEZY. HAVE FUN WITH THE TIME YOU HAVE LEFT ON EARTH!! I LIKE TO BELIEVE THAT BARBRA THINKS SIMILARLY.

My Interests

EATING! TRAVELING, WATCHING TV, SLEEPING,DANCING AND OF COURSE, IMPERSONATING BARBRA!!!!

I'd like to meet:

BARBRA STREISAND!! I LOVE HER!!!!!!! I WANT TO BE HER AND SOMETIMES AM! BARACK OBAMA, CHER,OPRAH, JULIA ROBERTS,MEGHAN MULLALLY FROM WILL AND GRACE (TO SEE HOW FUN SHE IS IN REAL LIFE), STEPHANIE MILLER, RANDI RHODES, ANDERSON COOPER, KEITH OLBERMAN, DAN ABRAMSON, BILL AND HILLARY CLINTON (TO SEE IF HILLARY'S EVIL IN PERSON), BRAD PITT (SO I CAN STEAL HIM AWAY FROM TRAMPOLINA FOR JUST ONE NIGHT), JENNIFER ANISTON, THE CAST OF DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, CSI'S, AND LAW & ORDER'S, AND LASTLY..... GEORGE W BUSH SO I CAN SPIT IN HIS FACE!!!

Music:

BARBRA, 80'S NEW WAVE AND DANCE, TECHNO, GAY CLUB DANCE.

Movies:

ANY BARBRA FLIC!!

Television:

ALL CSI'S, ALL LAW AND ORDER'S, DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, GREY'S ANATOMY

Books:

DANIELLE STEELE, DAN BROWN, ON THE SUPERFICIAL SIDE AND ANY PHILOSOPHICAL AND LIBERAL POLITICAL BOOKS EXPOSING THE BUSH CRIME FAMILY.

Heroes:

ANYONE WHO'S WILLING TO STAND UP TO THIS CORRUPT ADMINISTRATION RUNNING OUR COUNTRY INTO THE GROUND.

My Blog

BARBRA'S FIRST BLOG ENTRY

Dear gentle reader, This is Barbra Joan's first blog entry. Enjoy!  A BARBRA JOAN FABLE This morning our heroine, Barbra Joan, awakened in her lace covered canopy bed, covered in rose ...
Posted by Barbra Joan Streetsand on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 04:21:00 PST