I am beardy.
Some people say Im schmeerdee.
You will find me mostly in the dancehall,
Wearing slippers, calling my Flippers,
"Do u kno how 2 skp 2 the nxt chnl, plz?"
Stuff with bits that go beep.
YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU.
If you are a dj with tasty shoes,
I WOULD LIKE TO LICK MEET YOU.
(See above)
Live in my magic box.
Is magic.
Are box shaped.
Are for LOSERS.