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Operation Black Shield

Fuck you, I'm brilliant.

About Me

"Because many South American men have become acquainted with foreign women through such reliable media as girlie magazines and North American films and TV, the concept of 'gringa facil' (loose foreign women) has developed." *** from BOLIVIA (lonely planet survival guide)***

My Interests

Marine Invertebrates, SWEET-FEET Terry Glenn, the evolutionary traits of homosapiens, post-it tabs, getting my read on, staring at my fish tank for countless hours, phagocytosis, focusing microscopes, drinking Jorelle AND LISA under the table time and time again, paying tribute to the Talking Heads, Busting out some 'sweet' dance moves, being a jerk, making shirts/buttons/enemies, being smart, being told i'm smart, and whistling.

I'd like to meet:

I wonder how they would do on the front lines of risk.

Music:

All my love to Elvis Costello, Cat Stevens, Men At Work, OMD, Tears For Fears, Magnetic Fields, Postal Service, Rilo Kiley, Old School Monster Ballads (I heart big hair!), INXS, Tegan & Sara, The Shins, Imogen Heap, The Knife, Shiny Toy Guns, and to my Kiity too, when he purrs it is music to my ears. Recent re-induction of Harry Belafonte... "Don't tie me donkey down there."

Movies:

Good Will (Can I get a Doubleburger?) Hunting, Fight Club, May (the single most disturbing movie I have ever had the pleasure of watching.)

Television:

HOUSE!!! All day long (thank you Netflix) and all night long. Big Love, anything on the discovery channel (deadliest catch? yes please!) animal planet (growing up cheetah? thanks i'd like one.)

Books:

Anything Barbara Kingsolver, Piers Anthony and of course DOUGLAS ADAMS. "I'm suprised by how unlike a lobster it is." Current lean towards Non-Fiction (Douglas Adams does non-fiction you know!) Absolute obsession with Matt Ridley & Edward O. Wilson.

Heroes:

Helen of Troy perhaps, people who can 'balance' a checkbook and to my sisters who have recently revealed themselves to be pretty much the most amazing people I've ever met.

My Blog

SWF seeks...

Microscope to spend quality time with Enjoys long walks on the beach collecting specimens, phagocytosis, and parameciums Low powered lenses need not apply.
Posted by Operation Black Shield on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 11:49:00 PST

define happiness

It seems like every New Years I've had has contained so many pensive hours understand that it was not so much me leaving as me going home as me finding that small knot of happiness that i feel when i...
Posted by Operation Black Shield on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 11:16:00 PST

Spring School Schedule

Alright, since people are always looking for me...This is my schedule for next semester (this is so you know when NOT to find me!)  :) Monday 12:30 -1:45  Chemistry 2:00 - 3:15   S...
Posted by Operation Black Shield on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 08:05:00 PST

A message to my sponsors

So, Story goes that there will be minimal funds for all around christmas...In lieu of this I am making a very light Christmas list that will make little to no dent in anyone's pocket but will fill me ...
Posted by Operation Black Shield on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:20:00 PST

wrap my arms around you and pretend

top work comment tonight: "you know what's crazy about liz?"..."she's gorgeous and her insides are even prettier." -i got soul but i'm not a soldier-wage your own war, i'm busy-master your personal sp...
Posted by Operation Black Shield on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 11:05:00 PST

i invoke thee

there are so many shades of us lining my quiet windowsills so many years i slid through without embracing you enough i try now to appreciate i'm practicing random acts of gratefulness ahhh....
Posted by Operation Black Shield on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 01:00:00 PST

how the west was won

ahhh, so we shall see if you indeed keep your appointments
Posted by Operation Black Shield on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 12:38:00 PST

you put me in the title

in summary - eh let's get some closure you - don't know me i - don't know you we - had good intentions i - am trying to be reasonable and responsible you - are looking to get swept up by some otherwor...
Posted by Operation Black Shield on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 12:20:00 PST

beep -beep

i accept every word whether it be by (forked) tongue or steel hand and perhaps you are a thousand times right but, also a thousand times i am not shamed you have seen this half the half you encountere...
Posted by Operation Black Shield on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bastian

it's funny but, i wonder when you last had a cat wrap its paw around your finger
Posted by Operation Black Shield on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST