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slightly sarcastic with a good chance of rage

my intention a bullet and my body a trigger finger

About Me

Ok, one of the first things you need to know about me is I love to guess! Whether I'm guessing a band or a title to a song or what you had for lunch, what ever it might me I wanna guess!

You may find this strange but I have finally found not one but two songs who's beats march right along perfectly with the blinker in my car. What songs you ask? Well it is AGAIN by Lenny Kravitz and EVERLONG by the Foo Fighters.

I have fantastic jet black hair with a strip of purple, boring brown eyes and a Japanese father and American mother. I have the perfect eyebrows and perfect rosebud lips and the cutest toes you will find anywhere! My favorite flower is the Calle Lilly. I've lived in Malad Idaho, Sealy Texas, Provo and Salt Lake City Utah and out of the 4 Texas was my favorite!!! My favorite band is Incubus. I'm told that I am very funny and pretty easy to get long with as long as I don't have to clean up after you. I find fake and flaky individuals very irritating and I think gay jokes are mean.

I went to college for a year at BYU with a major in Theatre Arts and decided that BYU wasn't for me, however I do still side with them. I consider myself to be on the smarter side, however, my downfall is I can't spell to save my life so please excuse any errors you may find. I love the 4th of July and don't care for Christmas. I really wish I never had to ware shoes again. I long to play the guitar like my father. I really really love to longboard. I could ride stomach turning roller coasters all bloody day! I vote and I really hate people who think everyone should love their pets. Popsicles and chocolate chip cookies are my favorite foods. I love hands and feet and I love to watch how they move. I'm down to earth and I know who I am, what I like and I don't cave under pressure. I believe in God and the devil. You will hardly ever find me without gum and I like to drive fast with the windows down and my music blaring. I love to do hair and makeup. I love the sound and smell of rain and the color of the moon.

My Interests

I love to go to concerts anywhere any time! I hate winter with a passion but I would love to learn to snowboard someday. I freakin' LOVE to longboard! I want to own a white Toyota Tacoma with every fiber of my being! I love the smell of rain and there are not a lot of things cooler in the world then a vicious thunderstorm! I work my ass off at the gym. I water-color every once in a while and I'm not too shabby. I like to draw when I'm inspired and I love singing along with the radio into anything that will act as a microphone. Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who enjoys long walks on the beach, poetry and poking dead things with sticks. Oh yeah and funny people cuz Fumiko loves to giggle!!I met this man and his band on July 17th 2007. It was most excellent!

Music:



I own a freaken HUGE music collection and I have many bands I love but INCUBUS is my favorite band EVER! I can't even discribe what they do to me. I just love them with every breath in my body!

In other news I myself play the piano, flute and the guitar. I own a super cool pink acoustic guitar and a beautiful black electric neither of which are played very well, but I'm getting better! Some of my favorite bands are listed here but not limited to: Incubus, Sting and The Police, Heart, Dashboard Confessional, Metallica Led Zepplin, Def Leppard, The Used, and The Dave Mathews Band, Flyleaf, All American Rejects, My Chemical Romance, Coheed and Cambria, Sade.., Revis, Trust Company, The Scorpions, Avenged Seven Fold and the list goes on and on and on... I have an impressive CD collection and it is growing every day. Now here are a couple videos of my two favorite artists working together. It's so perfect.

INCUBUS AND THE POLICE



Movies:

I LOVE scary movies! I'm currently searching for a movie that really scares me and makes me affraid to walk home in the dark...so far nuthin' doin' sport.

Television:

I absolutly LOVE the weather channel. I don't know what it is. It's like a train wreck I just can't stop watching it.

Books:

I don't really like to read cuz I would rather being doing something active but I did really like the following books: The Vampire Chronicles, A Woman of Substance, Fahrenheit 451, To Kill a Mockingbird, A child Called It, Tell No One, and I have also read all the Harry Potter books but I don't really see what the big deal is about them. They are just books!I also read the most disturbing book ever. "Jonny Got His Gun" by Dalton Trumbo. Wow it's a horrific story of one mans life after war. It is crazy! I loved it because it really caused me to think about myself and the world around me and others. Read it, it's compelling and moving and amazing. (also listen to the song "ONE" by Metallica on the "...and Justice For All" album because it is about this man) It may just change your life!I've also read a swell book called "The Devil Wares Prada" by Lauren Weisberger. It was so great I just loved it and it was hard to put down which is a unheard of thing with me. It was so funny I really recomend it!I finished reading "A Million Little Peices" by James Frey. It was really great. Another book I couldn't put down. There is alot of talk about whether or not the events in this "non-fiction" book really happened the way they did but I say who cares!! The book was great and I loved every second of it!! I highly suggest you read it!!

Heroes:

I have no heroes. Sooner or later everyone will let you down. **Expectation is the root of all suffering**

My Blog

Men VS Woman in the matters of

I read this somewhere and it really made me think.  Is love really like this form men and woman?  Parts of it seem vaguely familiar with boys I've dated.  Let me know your thoughts...
Posted by slightly sarcastic with a good chance of rage on Wed, 21 May 2008 08:21:00 PST

The Best Birthday EVER!!

My 25th Birthday was, Saturday the 12th of April and it was the best birthday EVER!!  I was awakened Saturday morning around 12:00 AM to flowers, balloons and birthday wishes from a good friend ...
Posted by slightly sarcastic with a good chance of rage on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 08:28:00 PST

sometimes I feel like this

We have not answered all your questions.  In fact we may have not answered any of your questions.  In many respects we are as confused as we were when we started, but, we are confused on a h...
Posted by slightly sarcastic with a good chance of rage on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 04:46:00 PST

U2 3D

U2 3D!  GOOD MOVIE!! I've see this movie twice.  Once the day it came out and again 2 days later.  The following is my experience with both.   Wednesday January 23, 2008 I attene...
Posted by slightly sarcastic with a good chance of rage on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:26:00 PST

what I really want

I want to settle down and start a family.  I'm tired of the games and the wondering. I want to find a man who will love me unconditionally for the rest of my life and treat me well and make me a...
Posted by slightly sarcastic with a good chance of rage on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 08:47:00 PST

Break in outcome!

Ok so here is the disappointing update on the burglar situation:   The detective went and spoke with the suspect Friday December 4th one week from the day of the incident.  He said that his...
Posted by slightly sarcastic with a good chance of rage on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 10:20:00 PST

My house was broken into!

So my house was broken into yesterday December 28th.  Here is how it all went down! My brother called me at 3:00ish trying to see if I had been in the house and barrowed his computer.  He co...
Posted by slightly sarcastic with a good chance of rage on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 08:44:00 PST

The ZZ Blues

Oh the good ol' days!  I miss this good stuff! ...
Posted by slightly sarcastic with a good chance of rage on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 12:13:00 PST

Collective Soul Concert

So I went to the Collective Soul conert last night out at Saltair.  Interesting little venu.  I'm not a super huge fan of the CS but I have to say I was very impressed.  Those...
Posted by slightly sarcastic with a good chance of rage on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:33:00 PST

My theory on dating and marriage

So in previous relationships I have had trouble with letting guys buy me stuff all the time.  I don't like it, I think it's weird.  I've had a hard time with people other than my parents spe...
Posted by slightly sarcastic with a good chance of rage on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:24:00 PST