TOMMY THE ROCK N ROLL SWAMI!

About Me

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Hugging the Sun - Image Hosting

MASSAGE THERAPIST FOR SOME OF THE BIGGEST NAMES IN THE ENTERTAINMENT AND MODELING INDUSTRIES...YOU WANTED THE BEST,YOU'VE GOT THE BEST,THE GREATEST HANDS IN YHE LAND,I AM TOMMY THE ROCK AND ROLL SWAMI!!! BORN OCT.4TH 1964 IN OMAHA NEBRASKA TO ERIKA GRANT.I AM THE 3RD OF 6 KIDS. AT THE AGE OF 12 WE MOVED TO SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. AT THE AGE OF 16 I FOUND OUT I HAVE A HEREDITARY EYE DISEASE CALLED RETINITAS PIGMENTOSA WHICH CAUSES BLINDNESS. BEING LEGALLY BLIND,I HAD TO FIND A CAREER I WOULD ALWAYS BE ABLE TO DO...AND DO WELL! MASSAGE THERAPY IS MY GIG!!! I HAVE BEEN FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BE ABLE TO WORK ON SOME OF MY ROCK N ROLL HEROES,SOME OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ON THE PLANET AND SOME OF THE BEST ACTORS AND ACTRESSES IN HOLLYWOOD. I SPECIALIZE IN DEEP TISSUE,ACCUPRESSURE(GREAT FOR SINGERS HEADACHE,FINGER NUMBNESS,STRAP SHOULDER),REFLEXOLOGY,CHAKRA WORK,PREGNANCY MASSAGE,SWEDISH MASSAGE,HYDROTHERAPY,AROMATHERAPY,CHAIR MASSAGE AND INFANCY MASSAGE. SORRY,NO HAPPY ENDINGS,THESE ARE REAL MASSAGES!!!(I REALIZE HOW HOTT I AM!! YEAH THAT'S RIGHT..2T's,BUT WHAT YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO REALIZE IS...THIS STAG HAS BEEN MOUNTED,BABY! I GOT ME SOME REAL LOVE HUNNA-A-AY!!! SHE'S MY LITTLE BABY BUNDLE O'BETH. SO HANDS OFF MY JUNK,NYMPHOS;)!! I HAVE BEEN HAPPILY UNMARRIED TO THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN FOR ALMOST 2 DECADES NOW AND WE HAVE 2 AMAZING DOGS NAMED FANCHON AND LAMBERT,THEY WERE THE BIGGEST AND THE SMALLEST OF THEIR LITTER AND THEY SHARE MY BIRTH DATE(HOW COOL IS THAT?!!) I JUST GOTTA SAY THANKS TO YOU ALL FOR THE PAPER (SUCH A PRETTY SHADE OF GREEN) AND FOR NOT BITCHIN' ABOUT THE PRICES(YOU KNOW I'M WORTH IT),SO YOU DESERVE TO GIVE YOURSELVES A ROUND OF APPLAUSE!!! IN THE WORDS OF THE GREAT OZZY OSBOURNE...I LOVE YOU ALL !!!!REMEMBER...When you gotta keep your show on the road,I'VE GOT YOUR BACK!!! BIG LOVE AND A BODY RUB,TOMMY YOUR ROCK-N-ROLL SWAMIFOR MASSAGE APPOINTMENTS,PLEASE GO TO WWW.MYSPACE.COM/MASSAGE4STARS OR CLICK ON THE FIRST BOX IN MY FRIENDS LIST.

My Interests

I'M INTERESTED IN AND PASSIONATE ABOUT THE LOVELY AND TALENTED BETH,MY 2 BEAUTIFUL DOGS,WHO ALWAYS PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE,MY FRIENDS ARE ALWAYS INTERESTING
Myspace Tracker WORKING IS ALWAYS INTERESTINGAND I'M ALWAYS INTERESTED IN GOOD MUSIC,GOOD WINE,GOOD FOOD AND GOOD TIMES!

I'd like to meet:

I WANNA MEET EVERY FUNNY AND BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON THE PLANET,AND THEN I WANNA MEET THEIR SISTERS(LESS BODY HAIR=LESS OIL NEEDED). I WANNA MEET PEOPLE WHO CAN AFFORD MY MASSAGES AND SHOWER ON A REGULAR BASIS,THEN I WANNA MEET THEIR FRIENDS AND SO ON AND SO ON AND SO ON..., EVERYONE THAT SMILES OR POUTS AND SOMEDAY(NOT YET)...I WANNA MEET GOD,CUZ I JUST KNOW SHE'S PROBABLY SMOKIN'HOTTT!!!(C'MON,GOD DESERVES THREE T's!!!)

Music:

CLASSIC ROCK,80'S ROCK,BLUES,REGGAE: KISS, OZZY, AEROSMITH, GARY MOORE, ELVIS&LISA MARIE PRESLEY, ANYTHING BY NEAL SCHON, SLAUGHTER, STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN, CHRIS DUARTE, AC/DC, MOTLEY CRUE, TOMMY LEE, BUCKCHERRY, GARBAGE, EVANESCENSE, BADLANDS, MOTORHEAD, & BOB MARLEY TO NAME JUST A FEW. THERE IS NOTHIN' SEXXIER THAN A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WHO LOVES TO ROCK!!YEAH,SO I USED TWO X's!!WHADIDJA WANT,PORNSTAR?...THREE?... div s

Movies:

(SHAMELESS PLUG)ANYTHING I'M IN(see blog)THE LONGEST YARD(20O5)WILD HOGS(2007)THE COMEBACKS(2007)SEMI-PRO(2008)WHAT JUST HAPPENED(200?)
Cool SlideshowsI LOVE ANYTHING BY ADAM SANDLER OR HIS HAPPY MADISON PRUDUCTION COMPANYI LOVE MOVIES ABOUT COMIC BOOK HEROES, MY FAVORITE T.V. SHOWS TURNED INTO MOVIES, I LOVE CLASSIC MONSTER MOVIES, GIANT MONKEY,MOTH AND LIZARD MOVIES, AND MY FAVORITES DEFENDING YOUR LIFE, AND THE GREATEST EFFEN MOVIE OF ALL TIME, PETER JACKSON'S KING KONGBUT MOSTLY,I LOVE ALL MOVIES THAT ROCK... AND ANYTHING ELVIS...HE'S STILL THE KING,BABY!!!!

..

Television:

WAY BACK IN THE 90's,I TAPED A COUPLE OF LOCAL CABLE ACCESS SHOWS(YES,I'M WORTHY!)ABOUT MASSAGE TECHNIQUES. MY DVR RECORDS ANYTHING ABOUT ROCK N ROLL (THE OSBOURNES,TOMMY LEE GOES TO COLLEGE, GENE SIMMONS FAMILY JEWELS), AND I DIG VH1 CLASSIC, RULES OF ENGAGEMENT, EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS, DIRT,NIP/TUCK, THE FOOD NETWORK, DREAM ON, SMALLVILLE, KIDS IN THE HALL, STARSKY AND HUTCH, SNL, FAMILY GUY,COMEDY CENTRAL AND ANYTHING ELSE THAT MAKES ME LAUGH!

Books:

I LOVE TO READ BOOKS ABOUT MASSAGE AND MEDITATION,BOOKS ABOUT ART AND PAINTING(YES,I DABBLE),ANNE RICE NOVELS, COOK BOOKS, PLAYBOY(YES,I READ THE ARTICLES TOO)& MUSIC AUTOBIOGRAPHIES/BIOGRAPHIES: TOMMYLAND(TOMMY LEE), THE DIRT(MOTLEY CRUE), KISS AND TELL(SHANNON TWEED) KISS AND MAKEUP(GENE SIMMONS),KISSTORY 1&2, ORDINARY PEOPLE(THE OSBOURNES) ...AND MANY,MANY MORE!

Heroes:

MY HEROES ARE MY UNCLE DARRELL(R.I.P.),FOR HIS LOVE OF MUSIC,FOR LETTING ME HAVE MY FIRST PEEK AT A PLAYBOY MAGAZINE AND FOR WAKING ME UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT SO I COULD WATCH KISS ON THE MIDNIGHT SPECIAL(I MISS YOU,YOU WERE ONE IN A BILLION!) HUGH HEFNER(FOR OBVIOUS REASONS),ELVIS PRESLEY(R.I.P.),FOR HIS TALENT AND FOR PASSING IT DOWN TO LISAAND KING KONG,FOR DOING ANYTHING TO GET THE GIRL!!!

My Blog

LIFE

..> ON SOULMATES DON'T go for the soulmate, That's a yin yang thing.Soulmates work WITH you,but they are SO different you don't become a better person IN love, you become a better pe...
Posted by R-N-R SWAMI on Wed, 30 May 2007 04:23:00 PST

I'M BACK,BACK ON THE SILVER SCREEN

..> FINISHED FILMING A REMAKE OF BURT REYNOLDS' CLASSIC FOOTBALL MOVIE "THE LONGEST YARD".Synopsis:When former NFL player Paul Crewe is sent to prison, the warden forces him to transform a diverse...
Posted by R-N-R SWAMI on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 07:55:00 PST

CABO WABO MAS TEQUILA COOKIES

CABO WABO MAS TEQUILA cookie recipe: 1 tsp of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar 1 tsp lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle CABO ...
Posted by R-N-R SWAMI on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:54:00 PST