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About Me

hey my name is charles. i'm 21 years old and i'm a badass. for fun i just like to hang with my friends and chill with my family. i'm not hard to get along with. the only thing i ask is that people have common sense. other than that in am pretty chill i can either go out and have fun or sit around with some friends shootin the shit and just relaxing. i don't really drink and if i do it is very little.Extended Network Banner made with MyBannerMaker.com! Click here to make your own!
Survey Time
Name: Charles Guffin
Birthday: 3-19-87
Birthplace: Jacksonville
Current Location: Callahan
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 155
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty tighty
Your Ethnicity: white
Your Weakness: kryptonite and a good kiss
Your Fears: not knowing
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: be a better person
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ttyl, lol, idk
Your Best Physical Feature: arms
Your Bedtime: don't really have one
Pepsi or Coke: COKE
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: single
Chocolate or Vanilla: both
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke Cigarettes: no
Do you Smoke Marijuana: never ever ever
Do you Swear: every damn day
Can you Cook: yes
Do you want to go to College: i'm there
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: they don't bother me
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked Cigarettes: no
In the past month have you Smoked Marijuana: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you Had Sex: no
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a good dad
Which countries would you most like to Visit: scotland
Number of Piercings: one
Number of Tattoos: zero
Favorite Alchoholic Beverage: vodka
Favorite Band/Singer/Musician: too many to name one
Favorite Car: corvette
Favorite Color: white
Favorite Season: spring and fall
Are You A Virgin: no
Have you ever Been Cheated On: ???
Have you ever Cheated On a boyfriend/girlfriend: no
Would you ever Cheat On a boyfriend/girlfriend: no i would tell her it was over before i made that move
Would You Sleep With Others If Your boyfriend/girlfriend Permitted It: no
Money or Happiness: happiness
Beach or Mountains: mountains
Chevy or Ford: i like both
TV or Radio: TV
Car or SUV: depends
SUV or Motorcycle: motorcycle
Religion: christian
Favorite Foods: all of it
Favorite Drinks: milk and Dr. Pepper
Do you have a fetish: theres only one way to find that out
(Girls)Thong, G-String or Panties, (Guys) Boxers, Briefs or Boxer Briefs: boxers
Turn On: easy to talk to.
Turn Off: i'll let u know if u have one
Gum or Mints: gum
Snow Boarding or Skiing: boarding
City or Country: i live in the country but the city has more to do
Hugs or Kisses: both
Dinner and a Movie, or Clubbing. dinner and a movie
In a Boy/Girl..
First Feature you notice: face and butt at the same time
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My Interests





My favorite...
...color is White
...animals are Dogs
...sports are Football, Soccer, Wakeboarding, and Wrestling
...season is Summer
...TV show is The Simpsons
...drink is Dr. Pepper
...book is Harry Potter
...band is Fall Out Boy
...holiday is Christmas
...website is Big-boys.com

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I'd like to meet:

Ben Franklin, James Bond, Kansas, Natalie Portman, Jesus, George Patton, Fry, Peter Griffin, A ninja, Vida Guerra, Zoro, Fall Out Boy, Leonardo da Vinci, Dumbo, and The Cat in The Hat.

Music:

Fall Out Boy, Saosin, Crossfade, Story of The Year, Kieth Urban, AC/DC, Kansas, Boston, Spiderbait, Green Day, Limp Bizkit, The Used, Gorillaz, Papa Roach, Lost Prophets, Taking Back Sunday, Yellow Card, Foo Fighters, Ying Yang Twins, Shine Down, God Smack, Linkin Park, Puddle of Mud, Blink 182, Sum 41, 3 Doors Down, Dashboard Confessional, Hinder, Foo Fighters,Lynyrd Skynyrd, American Hi-Fi, System of a Down, Panic! at the Disco, and there are tons more i can't think of.

Movies:

i like all movies. well most all of them... width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

Futurama, Famliy Guy, Supernatural, Weather Channel, Racing, Documentories, and Stand Up ComedyTop 10 reasons to date a wrestler.10. Always wears his head gear.9. Will eat anything.8. Knows when to push and pull.7. Endurance, Endurance, Endurance.6. Goes hard from start to finish.5. Knows how to use his hips.4. Knows how to work a 2 on 1.3. Can score from any position.2. Never stalls on bottom.1. Knows how to ride.

Heroes:

my friends and parents
Your Inner Gangsta by crash_and_burn
What is yo name?
Yo gangsta name be Cracka Jack Snappa
You ride around in a 2006 BMW M6
Yo gang Callahan Cootchy Crooks
Yo shoes be Chuck Taylors
Yo dubs be dis big, fool 69
How much money you got? $7,000,000,000.07
How gangsta are you, bitch?: 100%

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My Blog

50 mistakes women make during sex. i didn't write this some chick did. i'm just posting it.

The Politics of Fuckingaka50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up becau...
Posted by GUFF on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 06:56:00 PST

46 George Carlin quotes

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes...
Posted by GUFF on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 07:57:00 PST

Andy Rooney on "60 minutes"

Right on, Andy Rooney! Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly di...
Posted by GUFF on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 04:36:00 PST

rules of "shotgun"

Section I - General Rules1) The first person to yell "SHOTGUN" gets to ride in the front seat.2) The remaining back seats may be divvied up in the same manner by being the first to call "back right se...
Posted by GUFF on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 05:59:00 PST

first day

so my first day at hollister was yesterday. it was ok i guess. there r alot of good lookin girls that work there so it's all gravy. i kinda just get paid to chill out and sell clothes. nothing to hard...
Posted by GUFF on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 09:09:00 PST

RJ .2 for my writing class

Is there such thing as a "just war" and who can say if there is or not?  Well personally I think there is.  I'm not saying every war is but there are some that are.  I believe that a wa...
Posted by GUFF on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 07:56:00 PST

just a few things.

school starts tomorrow. well actually it starts today. and i found out that i get money back from my scholarship. i'm kinda happy about that. gotta love that money. and a couple people have told me th...
Posted by GUFF on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 09:55:00 PST

In Indiana

I'm in Indiana and it is freakin cold!!!! The low today was 0 DEGREES!! and tomorrow i'm goin ice fishing and sledding so there is a high chance i'll freeze my ass off. but other that the cold it is b...
Posted by GUFF on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 07:45:00 PST

A solider's night before Christmas.

Click the link below. i just listened to this and i had tears running down my face. http://www.operationhomefront.org/downloads/soldierssilentni ghtsm.mp3...
Posted by GUFF on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 10:18:00 PST

Mad love for GOD

  Two things Navy SEALS are always taught: Keep your priorities in order. Know when to act without hesitation. A college professor, a devoted atheist and active in the ACLU, was teaching ...
Posted by GUFF on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 02:29:00 PST