My Family, Friends, and Little Yorkie Nephew, Mickey, Guys, Billy Currington, Pizza Rolls, Dr. Pepper, Music, Texting, The Computer, Sleeping, Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream, Dove Shampoo, Taking Showers, Eating, Carmello Candy Bars, The Color Orange, Sonic Ice, Capitalizing Every Word, French Fries With McDonald's Ice Cream, The Lake, Waffle Ice Cream Cones, Lipgloss, My Pillow, My Mom, Flip Flops, Tank Tops, Summer, Plaid Shorts On Guys, Cereal, Ryan Kwanten, Bam Margera, Channing Tatum, Steve Howey, The Weekends, Stride Spearmint Gum, Spelling Stuff Right, These Little [Bracket] Things, Ellipses [...], Staying Up Late, Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies, & Laughing At Random, Pointless Crap. I'm Very Easily Amused.
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Music:
Wow...There's WAY Too Much To List Here...I Listen To Everything...I Have An Unhealthy Addiction To Music.
Movies:
Anything By Kevin Smith:: Clerks, Clerks II, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Dogma, Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back.
Jackass II, The Shawshank Redemption, Hostel, Step Up, The Man In The Moon, American History X, Remember The Titans, The Girl Next Door, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Anything Made By The People That MADE The 40 Year Old Virgin, Con Air, The Green Mile, & Sweet Home Alabama.
Television:
Parental Control, Next, Still Standing, George Lopez, Fresh Prince [Still], Reba, Old-School Big Comfy Couch [Don't Hate], Family Guy, & South Park.
Books:
The Bible::
"Trust In The Lord With All Thine Heart And Lean Not Unto Thine Own Understanding. In All Thy Ways Acknowledge Him, And He Will Direct Thy Paths." (Proverbs 3:5-6)"Without Him, I Would Be Nothing. Without Him, I Am Nothing, But With Him I Can Do All Things, Through
Christ That Strengthens Me." (Phillipians 4:13)“I Will Never Leave You Nor Forsake You.â€
(Hebrews 13:5)
Heroes:
God, My Mom, My Grandma, And My Brothers, Chris & Clint..::QUOTES::.Grandma: "I don't know why the printer has to use ink to print a test page.."
Me: "Oh my God are you serious?"
~ GO MIDNIGHT MUSIC LISTENERS IN THEIR PILLOW FORTSES! -Cody
~ I love you cause you're really really WOW. lol
OMFG!!
~ I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD THAT MY MOM TOLD ME TO BE QUIET!!
~ "I lost my teddy bear..will you sleep with me?" -Tyler 3 lol =>
~ "Dumbass" -Cody Pullen
~ "Ignorant" -Chris Kizer
~ Me: "These underwear I have on are seriously about the size of the shorts they were wearin' at Hooters."
Steve: "Really?! ... I feel like I should give you a dollar now..."
~ Ferris: "If you're not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend."
Cameron: "You've been saying that since the fifth grade."
-Ferris Bueller's Day Off
~ Sloane: "The city looks so peaceful from up here."
Ferris: "Anything is peaceful from one thousand, three hundred and fifty-three feet."
Cameron: "I think I see my dad."
-Ferris Bueller's Day Off
~ Me: "Did she DIE?" Jess: "No." Me: "Damn."
~ "Can I uh...put on the nice little orange vest and go huntin in my locker for my book?" -Chris Kizer
~ Chase: "Throw some ice on that shit and move on."
~ "If they had a different name besides the Cheetah Girls maybe people would actually listen to them. I mean...what do they do...run really fast across the stage?!" -Jess
~ "I need you in the floor." -Jess
~ "LOIIIISSSS!!!" -Stewie Griffin [& me & Jess]
~ "I cant date a guy who shaves his legs more than I do!!" - Me to Jess
~ "[I could see] him walkin into the dorm with a tank and a turtle in it..." -Jess about Fu
~ "I keep meeting shady people."
~ "Can I brush his hair for him?" -Me to Jess
~ "So I heard ya slipped and fell".. =] -Haha..long story.
~ "Marlena? MARLENA?? MARLENA!!" -Dennison
~ "It's Zac Efron...who DOESN'T wanna play with that!?"
-Me bout gettin Jess a Zac Efron doll for Christmas
~ "Soft-core Penguin Porn!!" -Between me & my brothers
~ "You have ..e panties." -Dennison to me in Math...lol
~ YD: "Dennison stop actin' gay." Dennison: "I'm not actin'."
~ "Hey would you be mad if I asked you what we're supposed to be doin'?" -Kyle to Ms. Moorman..lol
~ Me: "Do you think I'm a retard?" Alex: "No..you're just you."
~ "It felt stupid." -Alex, when I told him his shirt was buttoned wrong. He was like "I know.."
~ "GO DIE!!"
~ "XXX PORNO MOVIES FOR SALE. SEE MR KEMP FOR MORE DETAILS."
-I found it typed on a graphing calculator..I turned it on and saw it..then I laughed my ass off. =>
~ "Pimpin' ain't easy, but it's necessary. Fa' Sho."
-Jordan Schmitt, Prescott Yearbook, 2005
~ Mrs. Moorman: "Now remember..tomorrow is study-guide-work-day. What does that mean, Chris?"
Chris: "Go to sleep." =]
~ "It started to ESPLODEEE!!" & "He's getting FATT!!" -Jess..LMAO
~ "Where Aubrey go? Did she go cry?" -Gerren
~ [We're takin a test in Algebra.] Cody: [Whispers] "Kelsi..what's 1?!"
Me: "I was about to ask you the same thing!!"
~ Bobby: “It’s just you, me, and our snowman Timmy now..â€
Me: “What about our other KIDSSSS?!â€
Bobby: “They are fucking disappointments.â€
~"When I say Weak-ass, you say Bitch. Weak-ass..Bitch." -Art Visser
~ "So this is study hall...FUN STUFF!! -John..lol
~ "Ms. May, do you think it's too late to get up on them chips?! -Dennison..lol
~ "It was funny.. he just STOPPED tickling..and like hit the pillow like that girl did on Monsters Inc." -Jess..LMAO
~ "I got like 4 bottles of shampoo and it was like 3000000 bucks." -Rick, bout shoppin at Bath & Body Works
~ Me: Can I kiss your face?" Jess: "No..my face is madlyful."
~ "If you had less clothes on I'd swear you were a prostitute.." -Josh Maxwell..lol
~ "It's just about time I got really, really DIRTY!!" -The 40 Year Old Virgin..haha
~ "Watch out..you may get some art on you in there." -Clint..lol
~ "If you ask me why I'm reading this, I won't answer." -Andy
~ Lady: "If you'd quit smokin, you wouldn't have that cough." Dude: "If you'd quit eatin, you wouldn't have that fat ass." -People my Uncle works with..LMAO
~ "I'm not allowed in the Benton Walmart or the Little Rock Zoo. The zoo actually has a pic of me that says 'Do Not Let In'. lol..No joke." -Cody Pullen..haha 3 Him!! =]
~ "lol U was gettin down..wit yo tongue all out and stuff lol" -Aaliyah bout Jordan's pic..haha =>
~ "Do you have any idea how OLD you are?!" -Clint
~ "He's an ASIAN. An Asian WHORE. An Asian whore with BRACES." -Me bout Fu..lol => 3 him!! haha
~ "Grill disease." -Clint..lol
~ "Fuck this, it's potato time." -Clint
~ "If he had a clue, he'd be dangerous." -Clint
~ "You can hardly have that much fun twice." -Me
~ "Jibba Jabba, Cold Beer, Hydro." -Clint..Rusty..LMAO
~ "..Now you're PUKIN' in the deer stand and the deer ain't gon' come.." -Chris..lol
~ "FUCK YOUR MOTHER" -Dane Cook
~ "I saw that Facebook picture and was like DAMN."
~ "I think I'm going to need some mind soap...my dad just walked past my door without any underwear on..." -Cody Pullen..OMG!! lol
~ "I swear to God Cody..you're gonna turn into a freaking Frosted Flake." -Me
~ "Burger Jumping." & "Cereal Killers." -Me & Cody P
~ "Appa-strofey!!" -Jeffrey tryin to say Apostrophe
~ "I paid good money for this class.." -Celeste..haha
~ Tiffany: "What are yall doing?"
Cortez: "Why you wanna know you fuckin' nosy-ass bitch?! ..I been wantin' to say that fa a long-ass time."
~ Graydon: "Don't worry..I'll get on your penis right away." Harold: "I'm sorry..could you say that a little louder?" -What Planet Are You From?
~ Me: "I have better conversations with myself than I have with other people."
~ Me: "God if someone not from our family ever met our family, they'd think we were retarded."
Grandma: "We are."
~ Me: "Oh God..did we REALLY take these PICTURES?!"
Jess: "YES we really DID!!" haha
~ "Kansas City Retards" -Clint
~ "DAMN THAT'S A BIG BRA!!!" -Cody P
~ "What's my password again?" -Rick
"That thing can fall in a hole.." -Cody P
~ "That is really really WOW!!" -Cody Pullen
~ "Regions Bank can KISS MY ASS!!" -Clint Parker
~ "I think I've tasted it before and it tastes like shit.." -Alex..lol
~ "Omg...I just pictured you getting "Low" in the car while you're driving and like running all over the road and when you come up you look back and see the police and say "fuck" then when they ask you what u where doing you say "I was gettin low officer." lol. " =] -Cody P
~ Alex: "God Andy, stop leanin' on me..When you grow up I hope you're not GAY.."
Andy: "Alex, let me tell you something:: How many girls have asked you out??"
Alex: "Well, none but.."
Andy: "OKAY..well 3 people have asked me out!!"
Alex: "Let's hope they weren't GUYS.."
LMAO I love them so much..3 haha =>
~ "He took his shoes and socks off and the lights went off.." -Jess bout Dennison
~ "Being asleep is pretty awesome.." -Alex..lol
~TV: "How would you like to lose 15 pounds in 20 days?"
Cody P: "I dont think I could afford it."
TV: "You can have the total meal plan for only 10 dollars!"
Cody P: "I JUST TOLD YOU I CANT AFFORD IT!!"
Cody P's Mom: "Cody stop yellin at the TV" <<[LMFAO>>]
~ "Vaginica" -Me & Jess
~ "I sure hope he doesn't sing 'cause he would NOT make it in life!!" -Jess bout Fu..hahaha LMAO =>
~ "Jess: It's a circle driveway.."
Blake: "Okay so where do I let yall off at?"
Me: "Back THERE!!.." haha
~ "Will you take pictures with me before we take our clothes off?!" -Jess..LMAO!! [When we looked cute after the FBLA thing.]
~ "He had boobs and had on more makeup than me and you put together.." -Jess bout song guy at Old Navy. lol
~ Grandma: "Who were you talkin to on the phone?"
Me: "Mr. Sexc.."
Grandma: "Oh. What did Chris want?" LMAO!! =>
~ "Dude..cheese is awesome!!..and so is sleeping!!" -Alex
~ "Me: "HER HAIR TALKED TO ME THE OTHER DAY.."
Codyy: "It talked to you to?! I thought I was going crazy!!"
~ "GOD I HATE THIS FREAKIN CAT!!" -Peter, Family Guy
~ "Andy, whenever you grow up..please like girls, okay??" -Alex..LMAO =]
~ "Grandma, you're so hot it warms up the room, so there's no need for a fire.." -Alex again..haha [Kidding]
~ "All that sexc bottled up in one body is like DAMMNNN!!" -Me..lol
~ Permission to FUCK IT UP?!" -Clint
"Do it!!" -Me lol 3
~ "You could hide fuckin' sandwiches under there!!" -Clint
My Grandma Is So Freakin' Great::
~ Guy on TV named Michael: "..Have a good day.."
Grandma: "I'll try.."
Me: "What did you say??"
Grandma: "Oh nothin'..I was just talkin to Michael."
~ Celeste: "You mean to tell me..I was SO hungry today and I had crackers in my pocket?!"
~ "Mista Kemp, I'm Hongry, dude.." -YD in math class..lol
~ Me: "Can I start callin you ANNA?!"
Jess: "Whyy??"
Me: "Cuz ya last name is REXIC!!"
[Later]
Me: "What'd you say, Grandma?"
Grandma: "I was askin Anna if she wanted some cake.."
~ "He looks like ya dad, I'm SORRY!!" -Jess about my cousin Brenden..haha
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