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Matt K

Happiness is tan-lines on your feet!

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorOver the years I've learned that my personal level of happiness and satisfaction can generally be measured simply by checking out the tan lines on my feet.Tan Feet, No Lines: Perfect state of being. I have been spending a lot of time outdoors and barefoot. I've either become homeless or I am truly enjoying life!Tan Feet, Sandal Lines: This is the state that you will most likely find me in at any given time. I've been working, but it's been mostly outdoors and I've managed to avoid 3 of my least favorite things in the world; Long Pants, Socks, and Shoes!White Feet, No Lines: Life pretty much sucks. Either I've been working in the office too much or there just hasn't been any sunshine around the San Francisco Bay. Either way, don't talk to me before I've finished at least one cup of coffee in the morning, because I'm probably grumpy!
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My Interests

I am mostly interested in boobs. I think I was that way from birth and my son seems to have picked up the same interest. He gets very excited when he sees them. It could also just be that they are his current source of food...Aside from boobs, I am into sailing, motorcycling, sportscars, snow-skiing, and as much travel as I can fit into my life!
Your Lucky Underwear is Yellow
You're an extremely happy, laid back, fun soul. And your lucky yellow underwear can help you get even more out of life.
In life, you rather play than work. You're apt to quit any task that doesn't nourish your creativity and inner child.

Sometimes your drive for freedom hinders your quality of life. You find it impossible to do anything unpleasant.
If you want to have responsibilities and still have fun, put on your yellow underpants. They'll help you make a party out of the most mundane tasks. What Color Is Your Lucky Underwear?
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 55% Conservative, 45% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?
.. You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Maximus


75%

Lara Croft


75%

Captain Jack Sparrow


75%

William Wallace


71%

James Bond, Agent 007


67%

El Zorro


67%

Indiana Jones


63%

Batman, the Dark Knight


50%

Neo, the "One"


46%

The Terminator


42%

The Amazing Spider-Man


17%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Jimmy Buffet. I'm not sure I'd like him, but I definitely like the lifestyle he represents.

Music:

It's much easier to list the types of music I won't listen to instead of the types I like. Here's the list:Rap!

Movies:

Don't let your life go by without seeing Monty Python's The Holy Grail. If it's not your type of humor, you and I may still get along just fine, but we'll never truly understand each other!

Television:

I'm not huge on TV - I'd rather be in front of my PC playing Everquest or some Racing Sim or other. If I must sit in front of the TV I tend to lean toward action - The Unit is my favorite show in recent history. Of course if I see a race on I will be glued to the TV for hours. Any race but NASCAR, that is - show me a road track and some cars that turn both ways for a good time! LeMans is my favorite race circuit and I will attend any LeMans race that I can get the time and tickets for.Of course I'm very happy to sit and watch an episode of The Three Stooges as well. I'm easily entertained!

Books:

I read The Hobbit when I was very young (actually my older brother started reading it to me and got me hooked). Tolkein has always been the top of my book list and it seems his writing will remain at the top of that list for the forseeable future. I really got into Robert Jordan's "The Wheel of Time" series for awhile, but he's been dragging it out to the point wher I forget what happened before the next book comes out. Sure, it's an epic tale, but I'm only planning to live to age 90 or so, so I doubt I'll be able to finish it :(

Heroes:

My wife is my hero. I know it sounds corny but without her I'd be an unorganized mess. Without someone to keep me straight, I'd never have made it to age 33 intact.Plus, the kissing up in here can only serve to help my cause next time I ask to see the boobies....

My Blog

MySpace rocks!

Well I have to say I'm happy with the whole MySpace thing - I've actually gotten in touch with a several people who I should have been in touch with for years. A busy lifestyle, many miles, and a litt...
Posted by Matt K on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 11:01:00 PST